Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!?!

For some of you this is not the first of my personal blog sites you've been visiting. It wasn't long ago that I gave all my eager readers a daily dose of Keva (not that the rare posting isn't enough of my insanity, there are those that do enjoy laughing daily at my expense). I have made it a personal mission (ok that's a little over-dramatic) of mine to give my faithful readers that little treat. I mean, think of what I'm offering here. Your own personal birth control management free of charge. The more you log on, the less you'll want to have kids of your own. See, I really am a nice girl, despite what some may say!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way I'm going to tell you of my most recent adventures with Yahoo. I was using my Yahoo email account and I came across a nifty little trick. For those of us too lazy to type our own subject lines, Yahoo will actually do it for you. They offer a wide variety of subject lines to use at your disposal. So I'm scrolling along?

"You can't teach an old dog to live in glass houses."

"Nutrageous!"

"I believe those were mouse droppings."

"My dog has no nose."

You know, just the everyday, normal stuff you always use inyour email subject line. And then?.

"Good-bye cruel world!"

SCREECH!!!! Wait, what? Yahoo actually offers the subject line for your suicide letter! So, now that I know this I've stored it away in my little memory box, because when I do decide to send the world my suicide note from my email, I'll be sure to use Yahoo. A big thumbs-up to Yahoo. It doesn't matter what situation you're in they've got a subject line to hook you up.

"Workin' like a one-armed paper hanger with an itch?"

"The Dreaded Executive Spousal Review"

"Got change for a $6 bill?"