Shaving takes less time because there is less surface area
When I try to scratch my chin I can only find one
When panties are too big, they bunch up in the back of your pants (this does not feel good OR look good?buy new underwear!)
It is more fun to get rid of clothes because they are too big than it is to get rid of clothes because they are too small.
When I try to lay my arm across my stomach when I'm in bed I wonder where I went
Old ladies CAN shop in the juniors section
When pants get too big around the waist, they also get too long
I need a new wedding ring?the old one is too big (good reason to get more diamonds, I think)
It is more fun to shop for swimming suits. I don't have to do it with my eyes closed anymore.
My feet seem closer to my arms when I tie my shoes
My shorts stay where they should when I walk
I have more room in my shoes
I have less room on my lap
It is easier to scratch the itch in the middle of my back
Dressing rooms seem bigger, and so do elevators
The bottoms of my arms no longer wave good-bye when I am just trying to wave with my hands.
I DO have knee caps and hip bones
I have to use more water in the bathtub, as there is less water displacement
I have no place to set my plate when watching TV
There IS room for two on our love seat
Has anyone else discovered anything new (especially anything funny) since losing weight?