A New Take on Creation

NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!

       In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
 populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and
 yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
 long and healthy lives.

     Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
 Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate
 with that"? Man said "Yes," and woman said, "as long as your'e at it,
 add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

       And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the
 figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour
 from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went
 from size 6 to size 14.

       So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
 Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
side.  And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
      

      God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and
 olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
 and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

       God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
 Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and
 named it "Devil's Food."

       God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might
 lose those extra pounds...  Satan gave cable TV with a remote control
 so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
 laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
      

        Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and deep fried them and Man gained pounds.

       God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories
 and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
 And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.

       God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery... and then  Satan
 created HMOs