Look out
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said
loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little
boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy
spread his hands as far as they would go and
announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the
little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told
him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the
front of the line. Just then, her pager begins to
emit a beep, beep,beep.
The little boy yells out,
Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
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Jean had it a long time ago, and lost it. I Googled.
Boy, I love Google.
Be sure to stop by and see 'dirty body parts' Don
Body parts!
Oprah's vajaja!
teehee
oh crap! I am falling out of my chair!!!
Thank you Jean for the giggle this afternoon and for visiting the It Happened ToDay group and reading and commenting on the ToDay's history stories!
Sorry thing...we are on OSX at work, my old computer was one up on Tiger, and my new one is two up on Leopard. Makes my head spin.
LOL... Love it!