In the spirit of Tom Hunter , who I feel is the best roastmaster.
I decided to try to roast my bride to be.
Why?
Because I am trying to have some fun before the wedding.
I think it is nice to be able to dish it out and take it, especially if you are going to get married.
A very reliable source close to my bride to be gave me photograhic evidence that Joanna
has been involved with bachelorette parties since her old catholic school days.
Apparently she is used to being surrounded by men and having a good time.
I didn't know they taught this kind of thing in Catholic School.
And look at all the smiles on their faces, Especially the two fellas right behind her, with those big wide smiles. She knew what she was doing back then.
On another note,
The men in my family discussed this and we realized that Joanna is the first daughter in law to be that my mom has accepted without years of hassle. So we are currently hiding in the basement because we know that next we will see the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse ride in.
Ok that is all I will hassle you with for now, because I still want to get married.
So for My Joanna,
she is not a peach
she is not a plum
she is certainly not dumb
when I act the fool
she plays it cool
she has many sides
she gives my stomach butterflies
If she doesn't like it
she doesn't take it
when she walks away
I like to watch her shake it.
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She is more than a plum
She is "all of that"
She is just the "right one"
[for Baiden!]
Loved it. Hey Baiden, I am a product of Catholic schools too!
Uh-oh!!!
Very well done, Baiden!
And you're right the looks on those faces are priceless. Does the kid on the right have his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth?
You can see that gleam in her eye there. And I don't think the boys knew what hit them.
Another Catholic school girl here, but no boys in high school, they thought it would keep us virginal. HA!
I was a Catholic school girl too!! I didn't make it as far as high school, thank God...I wanted to be where the boys were..LOL
he's gonna GET it !" but your roast was cute, no steam will be used,methinks...well not the angry kind, at least :)
I will have to scrapbook this, where do I print it up?
For the record,my Joannie May was a very good catholic girl and this is really her posing in a holy picture. My son did not go to catholic school because he got Father Thomas angry by skipping in church as an altar boy and he would often drop the offering cup.
He ripped his holy communion suit and I can go on and on. We later converted to a non denominational church and would often visit a nice Baptist Church.
Baiden George should I mention all the times I caught you trying to play doctor with Merva's Daughter in 8th grade ? So you have nothing to roast about.
see you at the wedding....