Time for a Diet:
Ole was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Ole nodded, "Ya, but I tell you, I thought I'd of dropped dead that third day!"
"From hunger?" asked the doctor. "No, the hunger was one thing, but what really got to me was all da skippin!'"
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I guess I'll skip today! :-D