Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support,
   
     
Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0  to Wife 1.0. I

soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child

processing that took up a lot of space and valuable

resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0installed itself into all other programs

and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker

Night 10.3,Football 5.0,Going To The Pub 7.5,and

Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while

attempting to run my other favorite applications.  I'm

thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,but the

uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . 
    
     
   
Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain

about.

Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0to Wife 1.0,

thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment

program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM

and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It

is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to

Girlfriend 7.0 .  It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the 

program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is

designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual

underWarnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend

that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application

Yes Dear 27 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command

C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to

give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will

return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

maintenance!  Wife 1.0 does come with several support

programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,Cook It 1.5,and

 Do Bills 4.2  

However, be very careful how you use these programs .

 Improper use will cause the system to launch the program

Nag Nag 9.5  Once this happens, the only way to

improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1and

Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,

install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application

is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible

damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support