Nee's NFL Divisional Picks for Saturday and Sunday's Game

[for you Penni, okay, so you had better read this and comment, because nobody else probably shall and you asked for it!]

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1. GREEN BAY shall clip Seattle's wings on Saturday. They shall need to take to use airline accomodations (they have no frequent flyer miles) to get back home.

Uh-oh, uh-oh. There is a price to pay for this, Green Bay. You shall forever be on the MS hit list, and I am not speaking of music, either, for Bill Gates meaneth business where his Seattle Seahawks are concerned. You had better change ALL -- and I do mean ALL -- of your computer stocks, bonds, equipment, business dealings over to Apple Computers MUCHO QUICKO!, for Bill Gates and company shall NEVER forgiveth YOU! Microsoft shall be history in the land of CHEEEESE! There is a huge price to pay for this victory, Green Bay, so proceed with caution.

Also, forget Starbucks Coffee. Your days of Starbucks Coffee are OVER. Unless of course you prefer your coffee thrown in your face, mmm? Like I said earlier, Seattle shall be through with you, if you beat up on their Seahawks!

Nonetheless, if you like the MAC -- and I think you do, I'll say

Green Bay prevails over Seattle!

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2. JACKSONVILLE shall prove New England the traitors they have always been.

Someone else has made a better assessment on this game than I possibly could, but ii all comes out the same. New England's offensive line is strong, but they must, must be exhausted -- what with constantly towing the line while Brady kicks back reading his morning newspaper, chatting on the phone with his "Girl", sipping on coffee, gobbling down donuts, and intermittently glancing at his Rolex to see if it is "time" -- time to pass the ball. I suppose when the "mood" hits him he yawns and decides to pass the ball while his offensive line, is probably begging him,

"Please man, hurry up!"

gets their prayers answered as he finally passes the ball to a waiting Randy Moss.

If -- and the key word is "if" -- Jacksonville is successful at the pass rush and at controlling times of possession (keeping that ball in their hands and Brady on the sidelines), that's right, let's allow the New England Defense to do a little work for a change, Jacksonville shall win. I do not believe this shall occur. However, since I detest New England and shall never call a game in favor of them again, AND since I am willing to take a loss in my win/loss ratio, I shall say:

JACKSONVILLE shall prove New England to be the traitors I always knew they were.

JACKSONVILLE wins.

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3. INDIANAPOLIS shall charge San Diego as being "pity-full" and send them home crying on Sunday. Boo hoo hoo. California shall be embarrassed.

It shall be so bad that the Rock Group AC/DC shall refuse to do another concert in the city of San Diego ever, ever again. The Song, That's that Night that the Lights Went Out in Georgia" shall be changed to, "That's the Day that the Charge Died Out for San Diego"

Governor Schwarzzenegger shall declare San Diego a disaster, and beg Mexico to take it off his hands. and it shall all be due to some itsy bitsy leetle horseys from Indiana.

INDIANAPOLIS WINS, and besides, PEYTON is way too cute to lose!_________________________________________________________________

4. NEW YORK shall prove that Tony is really a Romeo, as his focus on his girlfriend shall cost him this game, while TO's big mouth shall again be running faster than his legs. Both his mouth and his legs will contribute to a Dallas loss on Sunday.

I cannot say too much about this game at the moment, for it shall cause much in-house fighting (trust me). Suffice to say. . .

Holla at New York --

Manhattan

Staten Island

Queens

The Bronx

Long Island

Harlem

Brooklyn

Did I forget anyone?????

In those eternal words of "ole Blue eyes"

NEW YORK WINS!!!

I seriously expect to be at least 3-1 at the end of this period; we shall see.

Stay tuned. . .