New Year's Resolutions of Gather Friends: The Final List

My crystal ball seemed rather clear today, so I thought it would be a good time to ask it to reveal more New Year's resolutions of my Gather friends.

#55 Kim wishes to study and perfect the techniques of Moe of The Three Stooges, so she can poke many people in the eye.

#56 Sharon wants to teach a class at the community for getting oopsies out of clothing by showing the proper uses of a diaper pail.

#57 Lou Anne wants to write a book on seeing other worlds through sleep deprivation.

#58 Maria K is hoping to develop a way to judge how cold it is by simply sticking her toe outside the door.

#59 Jac D wants to develop a liver an onions breath mint.

#60 Cindy T wants to start a business called 'Dangerous Enterprises' that will specialize in giving baths to cats.

#61 Nancy O wants to record her singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song and send copies to friends and relatives.

#62 Ann J wants to start a Spin The Bottle tournament to be broadcast on ESPN.

#63 Otelia S wants to write a novella about her visits to White Castle and Sushi restaurants.

#64 Jim Ross wants everyday to be full of worthwhile trips to the fridge.

#65 Flit would like to spend her free time taking Shakespeare exams.

#66 Peter Joseph Swanson wants to write a scientific paper that proves the Earth is round.

#67 Virginia M wants to wear a green polyester pant suit every time she feels like experiencing fireworks.

#68 Necee wants to break her record of eating dessert first 99 times in 2007. She is hoping she can eat dessert first at at least 125 meals in 2008.

#69 Terry B wants guests to drag her out of her house and throw her into the pool. (Eh!?)

#70 Debby B wants to take long walks to nowhere and describe this in detail in a novella.

#71 Douglas Gilbert has resolved to only visit places that require two tanks of gas to get there and back home.

#71 Renda wants to visit many homes to check if people have a shelf in their laundry room and give them a certificate of congratulations if they do.

#72 Marilyn N wants to find a buffalo, hop on its back and ride it to the supermarket.

#73 Stacie N wants to sing more songs she doesn't know the words to.

#74 Christopher Cole want to get up every morning and get on a springboard to dust himself off.

#75 Maureen Long is hoping not to see any semis on the road unless she is driving one.

#76 Tammy Cramer wants her husband to recite the beer prayer before every Habs game.

#77 Olga wants to carefully avoid all Chinese finger puzzles.

#78 Leah Christensen wants Walker to teach her how to play football while dancing in Guelph.

#79 Ernie hopes to write WTG at least 100,000 times in 2008.

#80 Judi J wants to build a house of cards that won't tumble down.

#81 Minnie wants to buy lots of tea bags and open them to see if any poems are hidden inside.

#82 Gerry Waas wants to think in Catalonian Spanish what Carolion said about cats.

#83 Rita B wants to stop bulls from text-messaging her from their cellphones.

#84 Wiaka wants to put as many nuts around her computer as she can.

#85 Bernadette H want to take baggage with her shopping, but not on any overnight trips.

#86 Christina S wants the TV show Fear Factor revived so she can show she can eat anything.

#87 Samantha B wants to buy new foods to cook that have ingredients she's never seen before and do not come with any recipe directions so she can make creative meals.

#88 J Wright wants to write a book on how to avoid pet peeves.

#89 Compact Design's resolution in 2007 was to buy clothes with no pockets, so she is going to make sure to buy only clothes with pockets in 2008.

#90 Rachel D wants to visit many restaurants and spit out the food if it tastes good.

The crystal ball said 'Enough' and so I could not ask for any more names. I had checked for everyone recently making comments and may have forgot a few old friends, but hopefully you will know more about the resolution wishes of the 90 people these 5 articles have listed.