New Year's Resolutions of Gather Friends Part Four

My crystal ball had a message when I went to ask it about the New Year's resolutions of other Gather friends. 'The message said, 'Visiting relatives. Will be back tomorrow.' Well, I looked in on it this morning and it was quite sloshed. I think it had a hangover. I left it alone and let it rest. Now that's it's feeling better I can resume the resolution quest.

#37 Barbara B. wishes to live in a tepee on a bison ranch and wear lots of little feathers.

#38 Kelly M wants to buy shampoo she's never heard of before.

#39 Vicky *snow sucks* D wants to smell her husband's toes after he showers.

#40 T K Rosevear wishes to go to the Moon with Elsie and teach her the finer points of Naked Twister.

#41 Amarpreet K was to go to a Tango dance in Atlanta and pose for photographs with friends while discussing the bad habits of guys.

#42 A Foster T wants to make sign language that everyone will instantly understand.

#43 Ana S wants to buy 27 dresses and for all of them to be bride's maid gowns.

#44 Alta B wants to go on a safari to capture awesome pets.

#45 Jacqueline Q wants to open a business giving tummy rubs and ear scratches.

#46 Karl Leuba wants the government abstinence to use this slogan: 'Only the promiscuous like getting screwed by everybody.'

#47 John Doyle hopes to get people to turn off their TV sets so he can demonstrate the proper way to hold wind in a tea cup. (eh!?).

#48 Kenna C wants to put beers in the freezer and then take photographs of friends opening them as they explode beer out like a volcano.

#49 Audrey F hopes no one will ask her to cook flounder because it makes her emotionally feel depleted and cranky.

#50 Ylanne Sorrows wishes to see more metaphorical images while driving and shopping in the vegetable section of the supermarket.

#51 Barbara N wishes to find a dictionary that has only words starting with the letter 'm'.

#52 Marianne K hopes to have all of the doors in her home covered with drawing or magnets before the next New Year's day.

#53 Lynn R hopes to see more bald men so she can envision them with hair.

#54 Trish A hopes her husband will not use the oatmeal he buys as feed for the birdhouses he builds.

The crystal ball then became cloudy and I said, 'But I have more Gather friends with resolutions I and others would like to know. The crystal ball's message read, 'Sorry, but there are Leprechauns here and they're stealing my Guinness beer. I'll come back later when I get rid of them.' So, if your name wasn't yet mentioned, you'll be on the next list, if I'm not mistaken.