In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. (What can I say about this ladies? We already breached this barrier.)
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wima Flintstone. BTW Wilma's maiden name is Flagghoople. (Flintstone was an improvement?)
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. (Our money isn't looking funny enough?)
Men can read smaller print than women - women can hear better. (Men thought whispering would keep them out of trouble when it was note writing they should have been doing all along.)
Coca-Cola was originally green. (Now this is a tasty looking concotion let me give it a try.)
It's impossible to lick your elbow. (You can stop trying now)
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska (Duh, there's not enough anti-freeze and warmers to keep everything thawed out.)
Are you still trying to lick your elbow?