New Years Resolutions of Gather Friends Part Three

#26 Debra G wishes for her husband to get his haircut at John Edwards' barber instead of pouring her so much morning coffee.

#27 Elizabeth E. hopes to give her mom a bag for shopping each month that has pictures of her doing naked Twister, mud wrestling in cranberry bogs, mooning from Elsie's car, etc.

#28 Pepsie wants to learn complex but delightful handshakes.

#29 Lisa Frost wants people to think she is the trouble-maker that started all the trouble, so she can say, 'LOL. I am sorry.'at least 500 times.

#30 Alison H wants to read as many poems as possible that make her do backsprings or head-scratching to get at the gist of it for a daily exercise routine.

#31 Elaine B wants to boil hard boiled eggs daily and set them out in bowls around her house, so she can say her favorite phrase, 'Cool looking eggs, eh!', to everyone who visits her.

#32 Heather W wants to be extra polite to people wearing hats, caps, or football helmets and has decided to say 'My grandpa used to wear a hat like that.' to these people.

#33 Heidi C wants to say 'Did you fire the maid again?' to anyone she visits who does not have a spotlessly clean house.

#34 Chuck M wishes to start a homemade marshmallow business to get ahead financially so he can buy all the vampire material he wants. (what!?)

#35 Deb wishes it to have at least 10 blizzards in the middle of the thumb of Michigan so she can practice using her snow shovel for hours daily.

#36 John F Walter wishes to go to more animal petting farms and say, 'You and your family seem to be having a wonderful time feeding the livestock animals.' to the various families he meets.

Hello! What is this? A message on my crystal ball I did not ask for. It says Fred Hose will come to Spokane Washington in search of dance partners wearing thongs, (although Fred, a true gentleman will only look between the neckline and the feet), and he will help Wilma lift something that weighs more than 35 pounds, but in doing so will rub noses with her from lessons learned rubbing noses with llamas. Wait! There's more! Ah, it clouded over so I can't tell you what it said. Sorry.

I know there are still more Gather friends with New Year's resolutions the crystal ball will tell me about. I guess I'll have to write a part 4 because there are at least 17 more resolutions that need to be posted.