New Year's Resolutions of Gather Friends Part Two

#11 I asked about Bhawana and the crystal ball's message was so abstract. It said Bhawana's goal was to add fractions to each of her steps and that she wanted all of her goals to be symbolic and raw, while out shopping with her Gather gift cards. Whatever this means is anyone's calculated guess.

#12 Amanda W wants bus drivers to be so smitten by her adorable pink backpacks that they'll let her ride the bus for free while listening to Pavarotti on her I-Pod singing Nessun Dorma, so she can feel chills go up and down her spine.

#13 Magi wants to share a muddled pillow with four drunk Leprechauns writing poetry as he watches women wrestle in the mud from the bank of a cranberry bog.

#14 Beverly T wants to find a recipe for making marshmallows so she can make them daily for her family's dinner.

#15 Chick J wants to start a 'Just Say No' campaign in New Hampshire to convince people not to drive on bald tires and hopes 5 women will live with him so he will have time to do this campaign and watch Hilary campaign ads.

#16 Dan Tomkins wants to go on a 'Dan In Every Room' crusade around America giving bear hugs to everyone he meets and then publish photographs of this for Fathead posters. However, he does not want to give bear hugs to anyone in Foxboro, Ma.

#17 Sandra C wants to open a turtle raising business and knit scarves for each turtle while watching 'Ninja Turtle' cartoons at night.

#18 Bonnie S wants to go to places where people take off their shoes and then walk around and say to various people, 'I've been in your shoes before.'

#19 Ang wants a Chick-fil-a restaurant to be built next to her house so she can eat there everyday.

#20 Maria G is hoping Fred Hose will give her more advice so she can get more funny looks from people in hopes they will throw sour grapes at her (her favorite food), so she can catch them with her oversized baseball glove.

#21 Marge wants to do a photo essay of her dog Coco's magical ability to change the color of snow and enter these photographs in a contest.

#22 Apryl wants to get a job as the official taster of all Holy water sold at liquor stores.

#23 Human Katherine wants to know what the yellow unit thing in her hand is and how to use it. She also wants to add to her collection of orange glow snakes.

#24 Lyla wants friends and family to stop sending her to Seattle and instead buy her a pair of boxing gloves. Maybe the crystal ball said boxing shorts. The message was a bit cloudy.

#25 Sheila H wants to hang upside down when she sleeps and have someone help her get up when she falls playing Naked Twister and she wants to find a recipe to cook owl.

My crystal ball is getting very cloudy and it's becoming very hard to read the resolutions of Gather friends. I think it just needs a rest before I peer in again and add more New Year's resolutions of Gather friends in my next article.