General Hospital Spoilers and Scoops Week of 12-31

Sonny blows it by physically attacking some guy who dissed Kate. The cops are called in.

It tickles Sonny pink to see Kate parading around for his approval and admiration. (There is no freakin' way that someone in Kate's position would even LOOK at Sonny, let alone flirt like a whore trying to get attention. Such a shame they had to make this interesting character so pathetic.)

Carly bails on a shindig so she and Jax can hang.

Sam reveals to Lucky of the genetic characteristic of the brain tumor problem in Nikolas.

Sam blows Elizabeth and Jason's paternity secret by blabbing it to Carly.

Jason better watch out, 'cause Carly's pissed and upset that he didn't love her as her best friend enough to disclose this secret to her first.

Maxie continues to use Felicia as her scapegoat.

Tracy helps Luke out in a pinch.

Luke has more travails to deal with, like a stint in purgatory.

Hilarity ensues as Alexis and Diane vie for an important honor in Port Charles society, the "Litigator of the Year" award.

Ric turns it on for Skye. Skye, however, remains watchful and reticent about Ric.

Bummer for Epiphany. Real bummer.

No GH on New Year's Day.

Next week: Elizabeth faces the consequences of someone else tattling on her? Jerry works overtime to keep his sinful shenanigans undercover? Johnny deals summarily with Trevor's upstart presumptions as provocateur puppetmaster.

I didn't see GH for the week of Christmas. I doubt I missed anything.