They Write Poetry

Justin Krebs of Drinking Liberally writes a weekly political poem that touches on the news and happenings in the political world. This week, his poem is titled, " A Progressive Victory?...It's a Christmas Miracle!" Enjoy!

Verizon & AT&T wanted retroactive immunity
but instead they got a lump of coal in their stocking.
That's what they get for being naughty, not nice.

The Senate Dems pulled a Scrooge:
nearly screwing over the little guy for the rich,
but having a change of heart just in time.

And though Chris Dodd didn't come down a chimney
he deserves milk 'n cookies from us all
for a Christmas miracle: a progressive victory!
(...at least for now...)

We always knew this was a liberal holiday:
after all, what right-winger ever cared about
a poor Middle Eastern boy with an unwed mom?

Celebrate Santa Dodd & the seasonal spirit
with like-minded, left-leaners & libations
at your local progressive social club.