To Avoid Economic Catastrophes, Fit Yourself With A Pair Of OMNI 3000 Super-Green Goggles

Folks, let's be honest; You really need the ultimate in greening eyewear to succeed in America's Emerald environments.

Our new OMNI 3000 Super-Green Goggles do a lot more than just show you the green in everything, or just reveal how greenery flows around and through us and our landscapes.

The OMNI 3000 has the vision to see forward, backward, and all around; as well as microscopic and macroscopic perspectives, and they do these all at once.

The central frame provides your typical standard viewing. You will be able to see quite well in the green spectrum; and studying any person or item intently enough can reveal fairly accurately what the true green index of the object or person is.

OMNI 3000's are the absolute best for spotting fakes or sandbaggers.

Additionally, OMNI 3000s have mini display panels at the top for possible futures; left and right for eyes to the past; and the lower displays show what you're carrying. All displays are menu driven and can be expanded; even to show the exact items in your portfolio(s) and project the impact of changes.

You're gonna Love these babies!

OMNI 3000s help you avoid the traps that so often pop-up in today's economic environments. The pitfalls and quagmires of things like sub-prime mortgage lending, offshore manufacturing contracts and third world investing markets are all clearly noticeable when wearing a pair of these babies.

Consider the enhanced Glare Resistance.

Many folks suffered heavily when their less than par goggles succumbed to the glare of the stellar upturns under the Great and Powerful 42.

Millions became blinded and failed to see the possibility of an economic downturn sweeping through middle and lower income classes, at the very time balloon and variable rate payments were fixed to be harvested from the sub-prime lending fields.

Since middle and lower class prosperity took a nose dive after 43 took office, the expected bountiful harvest is turning out to be a hollowed out dust bowl.

With affected millions becoming homeless, with debt, which too often leads to joblessness; banks are stuck holding properties as market demands retreat and values subsequently fall.

Not many saw that coming. But let me tell you that a couple of our OMNI 3000 owners did see it coming, and they are currently sittin' safe and secure; although feeling sad for everyone else.

OMNI 3000s are the ultimate in clarifying spectacles. An established wearer wrote our company some time ago, to say that they'd seen how the easing of the way for legally importing labor would also end up paralleling an increase in illegally imported labor.

Another OMNI 3000 owner wrote that they'd seen how the cost of contracting to off-shore manufacturing (at apparent incredible savings) would actually lead to a flood of tainted and defective products in the markets.

This customer saw that certain key companies would end up losing billions in real and potential revenues and shifted their investments to avoid the catastrophic thrashing of customer anger and confidence loss.

In the name of humanitarianism, copies of his letter had been cc'd to various economic and civil welfare agencies in hopes of pre-warning someone of the health risks.

And speaking of investments; a pair of OMNI 3000s provides a broad and deep enough vision capability, to see when an investment portfolio is strung to the funding of unconscionable polluting of local environments, the use of indentured or slave labor, or the slaughter of local protestors, dissenters and property owners.

Do you have money in the Caymans?

Think it's safe?

Wait till you look at it through a pair of these babies. You'll be surprised.


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The OMNI 3000 Super-Green Goggles are a wholly fictitious product, owned and operated by a subsidiary of people everywhere, currently only available at Stryder Guider's Novelty Emporium, 1087 Poppy Field Lane, The Wonderful Land of OZ.

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20 December 2007

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Bill's Spirit is an Artist, Writer, Poet, Philosopher currently wordsmithing from a humble forge in small town Ohio.

The works of the man behind Bill's Spirit have been published in small alternative and amateur presses since 1986. Before that, they just filled notebooks, took up space on walls and gathered dust in piles and boxes.

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