FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St Peter said, " Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.

We have heard a lot about you and I must tell you though, that the place is filling up  fast,

and we have been administering  an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short,

but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.

Forrest responds, " It sure is good to be here, St Peter, sir.  But nobody ever told me 

about any entrance exam...I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.  Life was a big enough test as it was."

St Peter continued...Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions... 

 FIRST:What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is Gods first name?

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.  He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says: " Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.

Forrest replied: " Well sir, the first one - Which two days in the week begins with the Letter T?  " Shucks that one was easy...that would be today and tomorrow...! 

The Saints eyes opened wide and he exclaimed " Forrest, that is not the answer I was looking for, but you do have a point and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.  How bout the next one? asked St. Peter.

How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder he replied,  I had to thunk about that one a long time, and I guess the only answer can be "twelve".

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve"? Twelve??? How in Heavens name could you come up with twelve in a year"?

Forrest replied, " Shucks, there's got to be twelve....January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd April 2nd................................

"Hold it", interrupts St Peter... " I see where you are going with this, and I see your point though that was not quite what I had in mind..........But I will have to give it for that one too...

Let us go on to the third and final question:  " Can you tell me  God's first name"?

Sure, Forrest replied. . .  It's Andy.

 "ANDY"...exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter . . ."OK I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy, as the first name of God....?

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all...Forrest replied..." I learnt it from the song " Andy walks with me ANDY he talks with me ANDY tells me I am His own"

St. Peter opened up the Pearly Gates and said " Run Forrest, run>"

 Always look for the humor in life....

its there

and it makes life a lot more pleasant....