I Feel So Honored

When I checked my email this morning, I had one from Queen Elizabeth. Can you imagine! And not only did I have an email from her, she wants to leave me all her money! What should I do? My first thought was to contact Charles and let him know Mummy may have lost her marbles. Or should I just take the money and run? I thought about it some more and I think I may have to contact Her Royal Highness. I mean, do I get a title to go with the money? I've always wanted to be a Duchess. Is there a castle waiting for me somewhere? Hopefully,fully heated, I don't like those drafty old things. And if she expects me to go hunting with her,she's got another thing coming. And the hats, there's no way I'm going to wear those atrocious hats!

Seriously, it's hard to believe that people actually fall for these scams. They are so outrageous. In the meantime,I guess I'll be practicing my curtsey and looking forward to meeting my new friend,Liz.