If you'd like to pull your head out of your ass,
I might be willing to help
I try to do good deeds where I can
(it's a bonus to hear someone yelp!)
I know you thought you could last all eight years
with your cranium rectum-fied,
but really, "W", the time has come
Here, lets apply some Astro-glide
Pull harder, pull harder, come on, get 'er done!
Quit yer whinin' and start force-a-fyin'
We need to get that head to pop out,
and I really dont think that you're tryin'!
Oh, I see, you like it this way,
with your head jammed way up your ass,
You've been like this for your whole adult life
or at least since Algebra class.
Ok, I give. Its just two more years,
If that's how you want to be
And its not like you're the only one, Son,
whose head is like that in D.C.
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10 !!!!