Dateline: Always
It has come to this reporter's attention that many humans have sex on a regular basis.
This is scandalous.
They're doing it with their spouses. They do it with friends. They do it with people they dislike. They do it with complete strangers. Sometimes it is really wonderful and sometimes it makes them feel like crap. Sometimes they spread diseases and sometimes they make babies.
The whole thing has been going on for many many years. It seems that all life forms - even bacteria engage in some forms of sexual reproduction. If life is to die out on earth in time for judgment day, this is simply going to have to stop.
Editorial note: Whatever. I'm not stopping. Judgment day can just wait. Screw that.
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Comments: 29
ha ha ha
But rabbits are quicker.
"Hillary Hires Illegals to Enslave Kids--They're Forced to read Philip Pullman Books and First Chapters Entries"
Should I say this? Have the book banners discovered this yet?
Anyway, so the Fall of Man is being reversed, and the girl protagonist is Eve, and the boy protagonist is Adam, and they kind of like each other, but this time Paradise is gained, not lost....
But hey, the Pullman guy doesn't say exactly what happens.
I reply, "Me too."
Also try sexual fetishes involving shoes... they'll come flocking to it... like birds.
Wine is fine
But lick her, it's quicker.
whining is annoying
but licking each other is fun
I figured you'd know that (if you happen to read this) but I also figured I'd better mention it.
I was wondering why your keys were sticky. Sticking keys would explain everything.