1. Have you ever seen a UFO? No, cause the name implies they are unidentified, but I've seen alien spaceships.
2. Have you ever seen a ghost? I have a friend named Bob who died in 1875 from a rogue alein spaceship landing.
3. Did you ever hear voices? You mean you don't?
4. Did you ever eat something weird and unidentifiable? Every day at school..
5. Did you ever run around naked and did you get caught or arrested? You mean you don't?
6. Do you like weird food combinations? Only every other tuesday & friday.
7. Did you ever commit a crime? Only when I didn't save Bob with my time machine.
8. Did you ever buy a weird color car? I find all colors perfectly normal.
9. What was the oddest thing you ever saw? You
10. Do you believe in spirits? I believe in lots of spirits- Jack & Jim mostly.
11. How big of a bubble gum bubble did you ever blow? I blow me some big bubbles.
12. What record did you want to set to get in the Guiness Book of World Records? Most time-travel hops in 1 day.
13. What vegetable do you hate with a passion? I believe that the Evil Emporer Zurg is going to take over with a rogue army of broccoli, carrots, and the often misunderstood turnip. I believe this will lead to the overall hatred and vegocide of these three vegetables.
14. What meat do you not like? I don't like the meat found on the little squeak toys.
15. If you could trade in your children, would you? Depends- would that protect me against the evil emporer Zurg?
16. If you could trade in your spouse/significant other, would you? I think he'll make a great meat shield in the upcoming battle.
17. What is your favorite monster? Zurg
18. What word did you mess up the most times in your life? Your... not, wait, life. No, your. I don't understand the question.
19. If you could go back to your birth and change your sex would you? I've tried, but even with my time machine, it's awful hard to get the right result. Besides, all of my worshipers in the train station locker adore me as I am.
20. When was the last time you rode on a train? When I went back to save Bob the last time.
21. If you had a magic carpet, where would you go and who would you take with you? Bob
22. If you were trapped on a desert island and there was a tree there, what kind of tree would you want it to be? A silver one with sparkly green leaves, made of aluminum. The aliens could find me better that way, and take me home.
23. If you could go to bed tonight and wake up with a career you don't have now and you would be fully qualified for and hired by where you wanted to work, what would it be? I'd be a fully certified Star Command officer, so that I could better prepare those around me to fight the Evil Emporer Zurg.
24. What is it you do now? I see dead people. They're everywhere.
25. If you could change something in the world what would it be? I would try really hard to save Bob. But, since I've proven unsuccessful in my attempts thus far, I guess it would be best to prevent the great Vegetable War of 2018.
26. Which dead or alive person would you like to spend 2 hours with? I already spend enough time with lots of time with dead people.
27. Who do you think are the most insane people in the world? The people who look at me oddly when I preach about Zurg's upcoming Vegetable War of 2018.
28. Do you think you are weird or strange? I'm so normal it scares me.
29. Do you like filling out surveys? No, I never fill them out. Ever. Zurg might be watching.
30. What is your favorite funny movie? The True Adventures of Star Command- it better helps me fight the Great Vegetable War of 2018, manned by the Evil Emporer Zurg.
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-gasp- Nick, you can not joke about The Great Vegetable Wars of 2018!
Nick, you are sadly mistaken- the onion is a peaceful vegetable, not a venegful one. It will not attack me, for it worships and adores me.
Yes, I did read his mind to know what vegetable he planned to use.
Are all the nips related? Wait, maybe there aren't any other nips...
I am so confused.
. Have you ever seen a UFO? Nope
2. Have you ever seen a ghost? Not one.
3. Did you ever hear voices? You mean you don't? LOL No, I dont
4. Did you ever eat something weird and unidentifiable? In the Marine Corps every time we went to the field.
5. Did you ever run around naked and did you get caught or arrested? You mean you don't? NO LOL
6. Do you like weird food combinations? Nothing I can think of anyway.
7. Did you ever commit a crime? Nothing that exciting.
8. Did you ever buy a weird color car? Not unless white, tan or green is weird.
9. What was the oddest thing you ever saw? A nutria.
10. Do you believe in spirits? Not until I see one, then maybe.
11. How big of a bubble gum bubble did you ever blow? As big as my sisters face.
12. What record did you want to set to get in the Guiness Book of World Records?
None I can think of. I like to read them not set them.
13. What vegetable do you hate with a passion? brussel sprouts, maybe they are aliens
14. What meat do you not like? anything still moving
15. If you could trade in your children, would you? My wife would kill me.
16. If you could trade in your spouse/significant other, would you? No I like the one I have.
17. What is your favorite monster? Blue Meanies
18. What word did you mess up the most times in your life? None.
19. If you could go back to your birth and change your sex would you? No. I dont even want to imagine that one.
20. When was the last time you rode on a train?The last time I time traveled.
21. If you had a magic carpet, where would you go and who would you take with you?
I would take my wife to Venice.
22. If you were trapped on a desert island and there was a tree there, what kind of tree would you want it to be? One that has fruit year round.
23. If you could go to bed tonight and wake up with a career you don't have now and you would be fully qualified for and hired by where you wanted to work, what would it be? I would not mind waking up with Bill gates income, otherwise things are cool the way they are for me.
24. What is it you do now? Everything and sometimes more.
25. If you could change something in the world what would it be?
I would like my grandparents to still be alive.
26. Which dead or alive person would you like to spend 2 hours with? Probably my grandparents.
27. Who do you think are the most insane people in the world? People who believe in Zurg scare me. ROFL
28. Do you think you are weird or strange? A little.
29. Do you like filling out surveys? Not much.
30. What is your favorite funny movie? Bruce Almighty