Inner Neighbor Services

I  have a friend who is president of his homeowners

association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs.

    They were having a terrible problem with litter near

some of his association's homes.

    The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is that

six very large, luxurious new houses are being built

right next to their community.

     The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers

working at the  construction sites and included bags

from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee

cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc.

     He went to see the site supervisor and even the general

    contractor, politely urging them to get their workers

not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail.

    He called the city, county, and police and got no help there

either.

     So here's what his community did.

     They organized about twenty folks, named thems elves

    The "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged

      to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves.

     It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so

hilarious.

     They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials

"INS"  embroidered in gold on the caps.

     It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what

they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters

really stand for.

    After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first

lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their

caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total

of 68 construction workers did not show up  for work

the next morning -- and haven't come back yet.

     It has been ten days now.

    The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell,

but can't say  anything publicly because he could be

busted for hiring illegal aliens.

    Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating

federal personnel, because they have the official name

of the group recorded in  their homeowner association

minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve

formation of the new subcommittee -- and besides, they

informed the INS in advance of their plans and according

to Wallace, the INS said basically, "Have at it!"

     SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS

INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

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     Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes.......

    12 million illegal aliens are depending on you.
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