1. Have you ever farted in an elevator?
2. And then gotten off?
3. When was the last time you stuck a bean up your nose?
4. Name anything that bacon doesn't make better?
5. What was the last toy you got out of a cereal box?
6. Did you open the box from the bottom to get to the toy?
7. When was the last time you heard a phone "ring"?
8. Do you know what a nanosecond is?
9. Or a gigabyte?
10. Why did you answer these questions?