A Senior Moment

A very self-important college freshman attending

a recent football game, took it upon himself

to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to

him why it was impossible for the older

generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an

almost primitive one," the student said, loud

enough for many of those nearby to hear.

"The young people of today grew up with

television, jet planes, space travel, man

walking on the moon, our spaceships have

visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric

and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed

processing and,"------- -pausing to take another

drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in

the student's litany and said, "You're right, son.

We didn't have those things when we were

young........so we invented them! Now, you

arrogant little twit, what generation gap are

 YOU doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens!! :)

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