Advice For Men (PPOW- men)

I don’t recommend men,

to comment on women’s temperament,

when firemen are summoned,

to extinguish heat flashes,

hot enough to make Bogymen think,

they’ve found a second home.

Nor, would I suggest any statement,

giving compliments concerning,

sweat stained garments,

menopausal women may wear.

So, men folk, if you find yourself,

in this predicament,

and desire not, to make death

your next appointment,

(I should’ve mentioned, looks can kill)

revert back to ways of cavemen days,

for basic survival mentality.

Escape the wrath of hormonal women,

an ailment with no quick atonement.

As documented tales told with embellishments,

decremented peace is determent to brave souls.

The elements of hostility from previously divine women,

causes a stir of fundamental excitement,

as strong men flee, to neighborhood ‘Watering Holes.’

Decrement- decreasing: the process of becoming less …

Determent- to discourage somebody from taking action or prevent something happening,…

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