How Weird Are You?

This weirdness survey was created by Heather Campbell, and I read her answers and thought I was weirder than she, so I thought I'd share with you.  *grin*

1. Have you ever seen a UFO?  Yes, in the sky above an Army ammunition plant.  Looking back, I'm pretty sure it was just a tracer round being test-fired.

2. Have you ever seen a ghost? Not to my knowledge.

3. Did you ever hear voices? Does that count the ones I KNOW are only in my head?

4. Did you ever eat something weird and unidentifiable? I ate something once that I was pretty sure was some sort of liver pate, only to find out it was eggplant.  Very strange.

5. Did you ever run around naked and did you get caught or arrested?  Ran around naked in my house all the time before I had kids.  Got caught by a family member who came in without knocking and that put an end to that.  No, I have never been arrested.

6. Do you like weird food combinations?  Ummm, the strangest combination of foods I have ever eaten was probably nachos with sliced pickles, but I've also been known to eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.  Nothing too bizarre, really.

7. Did you ever commit a crime?  I am a chronic speeder, but I have only been caught once.

8. Did you ever buy a weird color car?  I'm driving a purple one now.  :)

9. What was the oddest thing you ever saw?  See Question #1.

10. Do you believe in spirits?  I think so.  I'm waiting for proof.

11. How big of a bubble gum bubble did you ever blow?  I think I got one in my bangs once.

12. What record did you want to set to get in the Guiness Book of World Records?  I thought I could set a record for jumping rope.  I gave up after about 10 minutes because I was bored.

13. What vegetable do you hate with a passion?  I wouldn't say I hate it with a passion, but I really, really, REALLY do not care for celery.

14. What meat do you not like?  I don't like liver.

15. If you could trade in your children, would you?  No one would take them. 

16. If you could trade in your spouse/significant other, would you?  Have to have one first...

17. What is your favorite monster?  I always loved that hunchback guy.  So adorably misunderstood.

18. What word did you mess up the most times in your life?  When I was little, I couldn't say "mule."  It came out "myurr."  My dad used to make fun of me mercilessly.  I started saying "donkey" and he stopped. 

19. If you could go back to your birth and change your sex would you?  Nah, that wouldn't solve anything.  I'd just have a different set of problems that I don't know what to do about... 

20. When was the last time you rode on a train?  I rode the train from Trenton to Delanco, NJ in September of 2004. 

21. If you had a magic carpet, where would you go and who would you take with you?  I would go to a secluded beachy island and I wouldn't take a soul. 

22. If you were trapped on a desert island and there was a tree there, what kind of tree would you want it to be?  I would want an apple tree.  It's the only fruit I have always liked to eat.  Everything else only gets eaten in phases.

23. If you could go to bed tonight and wake up with a career you don't have now and you would be fully qualified for and hired by where you wanted to work, what would it be?  I would love to be a writer, but I'm mostly already qualified for that.

24. What is it you do now?  I am a university student (again).

25. If you could change something in the world what would it be?  I wouldn't change anything.  I believe in the butterfly effect, and it would just cause more problems.  I think we have to learn to deal with the problems we already have. 

26. Which dead or alive person would you like to spend 2 hours with?  I would like to spend just two more hours with my grandpa.

27. Who do you think are the most insane people in the world?  I think just about everyone is insane -- just depends on whose opinion you are asking. 

28. Do you think you are weird or strange?  Yes, and I am confident that my oldest and dearest friends would agree. 

29. Do you like filling out surveys?  Sure!  I can bore a whole lot of people all at once and I don't have to get out of my jammies to do it! 

30. What is your favorite funny movie?  You've Got Mail