Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know
that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in
the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of
God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! !! IT'S A WONDER
WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Comments: 17
That reminds me of the one -
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny.