A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a
22-year old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
misses a
season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised
his
umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead. What
do you
think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver".
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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though actually it could have been a day when he remembered to take the gun
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