Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow(PPOW-air)

The hairless Chairman of the Board,

felt impaired and full of despair, without hair.

So, he drove a Bel Air instead of his Corvair,

to visit his fair-haired sweetheart.

To appear debonair (or so he thought)

he wore a hairpiece, held in place by glair,

that made many people stare, but, nevertheless,

he wore his hair that was store bought.

Clair, the fair-haired dairymaid

claimed, fair’s fair as pertaining to love affairs.

So, she conquered her fear of the hairdressers’ chair,

to date the air-headed boyfriend.

To repair her hair(or so she thought)

she gave éclairs, to the hairdresser to share,

that made chocolate messes, but nevertheless,

she swore, styled hair was all she sought!

Now, the hairless chairman,

proclaims his love to Clair, the dairymaid,

that is as bald as he was from the start,

It was the gift of éclairs to the hairdresser, that day,

that caused the once fair-haired girl despair of the heart.

Scissor finger impaired, by the messy éclairs,

left Clair with much less than for what she had paid!