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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls every couple of weeks to try and get me to subscribe. With Caller ID this becomes a perfect opportunity. Here are some of the highlights.
Phone rings. I glance at the Caller ID and pick up the phone.
Me: "OK I'll take a subscription, but I only want it on weekends."
Them: "What?"
Me: "You want to sell me a subscription. I'll take it, but only for Saturday and Sunday."
Them: "We only offer it Thursday through Sunday."
Me: "Oh then never mind."
I hang up.
Phone rings. I glance at the Caller ID and pick up the phone.
Me: "I don't want a subscription"
Them: (silence) "What?"
Me: "You are calling to offer me a subscription. I don't want one."
Them: (silence) "Uh... OK."
I hang up.
Phone rings. I glance at the Caller ID and pick up the phone.
Me: "Hi! Is this Billy-Bob's Gun and Ammo Shop?"
Them: (silence)
Me: "I wanna buy a gun. You got any?"
Them: (silence)
I hang up.
Phone rings. I glance at the Caller ID and pick up the phone.
Me: "Good afternoon, Gainesville Sun circulation department. How may I help you?"
Them: (silence) "Umm... Sorry. Wrong number."
I hang up.
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