"DOGS & CATS"

DOG DIARY:::

8:00 am- Dog Food ! My favorite thing!

9:30am- A Car Ride! My favorite thing!

9:40am- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm- Lunch!  My favorite thing!

1:00pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00pm- Wagged my Tail! My favorite thing!

5:00pm- Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

7:00pm- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00pm- WoW!  Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!

11:00pm- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:::::

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat ,while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.  Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.  The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "Good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in soiltary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell of the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet while he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow--but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special priviledges. He is reguraly released- and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarted.