Keebler and I got into a conversation recently, where he informed me that there was only one way to eat a cinnamon roll. He said one eats the spiral, following it around from the outer edge, eating it with a fork.
I have seen people just munch them entirely in one bite, and I have seen them eaten straight through with no ceremony whatsoever.
I eat my cinnamon rolls from the outside first, holding it in my hands, munching it all the way around the spiral until the last little curl, which I then pop into my mouth. This is the technique, no matter the size of the roll, except for those dorky cinnamon rolls in that one cereal, but that doesn't count because one cannot take those apart very easily, and I don't eat them anymore anyway because they shred the roof of my mouth, much like the popular piratey crunch cereal.
How do you eat a cinnamon roll?
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