Whadda ya mean?

You're not letting me out? Crazy human, always muttering about, but let me mutter, just once and she's freaking out. 

"You've been a baaaaad birrrdeeeee, saying those baaaaaad birrrrrdeeee words."  "How could you say that to your Maaameeee?"

Good Lord, but I hate it when she does that baby talk to me.  I'm older than she is, have more brain power than she does, and she thinks I'm the twit.

"Yaaaack...love you...kiss kiss kiss..."

That'll settle her down a bit and maybe she'll take me out to give me kisses.  At which time I can  poop on her head again when I fly over to the curtain top....last time I did a dump on her head she never even noticed.  Had other humans over for food and drinks, with yellow/green goop on her head the whole night...hahahahahaha  dance dance dance...gets her every time I do my little dance routine...

"Ohhhhhhh, look at my little lover boy....Jackeeeeeee...danceeeeeing....you are toooo cute.  Come out here so I can give you a kisseee kiss"