It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there arefemale jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider atrue female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with hergirlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could nottake her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overlyattentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, thatyou want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 - - on one condition."
(There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?). The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said . . . .
"Clean my house."
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"I need help with this tough jigsaw puzzle...." she said.
"I'll be home at lunch to help, errr, what is it a picture of?"
"A tiger."
He came home and saw the pieces laid out all over the table. Picked up and looked at the box. Then he said "Honey this will Never be anything resembling a tiger..."
"No?"
"No. No need to be stressed. First make yourself a cup of hot tea. Then, help me put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box." :P
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
Kate, around here you couldn't get a house cleaning ESTIMATE for $20!
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
Cute!