by Dan H.
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August 9, 2007

Strange Question

November 05, 2007 02:46 PM UTC
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Do psychics ever get divorced? If so, why pay the money for marriage if they knew it wasn't going to last?

 

Thoughts? Any other strange questions?

Comments: 153

Susan E. Nov 5, 2007, 2:48pm UTC
And why don't they all win the lottery?
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 2:48pm UTC
if a schizophrenic person tries to commit suicide and doesn't succeed, does it then become attempted murder?
Leslie T. Nov 5, 2007, 2:49pm UTC
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Briane P. Nov 5, 2007, 2:51pm UTC
Very clever, everyone!
I actually have yet to meet a married psychic. Now think about that! Maybe they knew they would end up divorced so they never marry in the first place!
Mark J. Nov 5, 2007, 2:52pm UTC
Luke: I saw a city in the clouds. They were in pain.
Yoda: It is the future you see.
Luke: Will they die?
Yoda: Difficult to see. Always in motion is future.
Luke: I've gotta go to them.
Yoda: Decide you must what to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could but you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered.
Good one, Picture This Melissa!!!!
Stacie N. Nov 5, 2007, 2:53pm UTC
Oh come on, they can't choose what they see. It is a gift, not a super power.
Nicole*sugarbear* P. Nov 5, 2007, 2:53pm UTC
lol according to the police anyone who tried to commit suicide can be charged with attempted murder
Birdee F. Nov 5, 2007, 2:54pm UTC
Susan good question...like on the movie It Could Happen To You...I didn't think it was right his wife got the money :o( That is a good movie haha ;o)
tammy b. Nov 5, 2007, 2:54pm UTC
why are midwest states called midwest when we are just as much mideast?
Lori F. Nov 5, 2007, 2:55pm UTC
Dan thought provoking. Years ago I worked at a newspaper in Des Moines Ia and this psychic called to put her add and phone number in. Then she asked the price to which I replied your a psychic cant you tell me....she was not amused.
Birdee F. Nov 5, 2007, 2:55pm UTC
Oh wait LOL I just read what Susan said again LOL I got that all wrong ;o) I am in a hurry haha!
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 2:56pm UTC
Why do we have a pair of panties but just one bra?
Renda B. Nov 5, 2007, 2:58pm UTC
These are too funny.
The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. Nov 5, 2007, 2:59pm UTC
LOL I'm not sure that is how being psychic works...the real ones anyways
Danielle P. Nov 5, 2007, 3:00pm UTC
Dan you do come up with some strange, but great questions.
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 3:00pm UTC
why do we use a tooth brush and not a teeth brush?
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 3:01pm UTC
do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:01pm UTC
lol, great one Melissa
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 3:02pm UTC
why is greenland full of ice and iceland full of greens ?
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:02pm UTC
Why does "razing a structure" mean that it gets destroyed to the ground?
Angela M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:03pm UTC
most true psychics will tell you they cant see things about their own lives. And most true psychics do not charge for their services. There is a psychic in town that keeps putting flyers on cars, I have been tempted to call them and tell them they should I dont want their crappy papers on my car window.
Lori F. Nov 5, 2007, 3:03pm UTC
Do the Chinese have alphabet soup?
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:03pm UTC
Actually Melissa, with iceland and greenland, it was for propaganda.
Lori F. Nov 5, 2007, 3:03pm UTC
OH pick me I know the answer to that one Melissa about greenland and iceland.
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 3:04pm UTC
Good question Dan. And why do we have plastic surgeons but no plastic nurses?
Lydia (part of the solution) Shelley Nov 5, 2007, 3:04pm UTC
I think a psychic might get married, even if he/she foresaw it ending in divorce if the benefits of the union were worth it. (kids, good times, etc.)
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 3:05pm UTC
why do people point to their wrists when asking what time it is but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the restroom is?
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:06pm UTC
NICE!
Dena M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:09pm UTC
LMAO .. I know right if a psychic gets a divorce why couldn't they see it ahead of time? I saw a psychic on tv once and they said it doesn't work that way. they can't use their powers for their own good or something to the sort ... I thought what bs .. why be psychic if you can't uswe the powers how you want to! HA ..
Ana S. Nov 5, 2007, 3:10pm UTC
Funny stuff!!
Dena M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:10pm UTC
I could go on for hours with the strange questions! LOL .. but I will spare you all! :)
Ana S. Nov 5, 2007, 3:10pm UTC
Is military intelligence an oxymoron??
Ana S. Nov 5, 2007, 3:11pm UTC
why do we park in adrive way and drive on a parkway?
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:11pm UTC
No Dena, share them!
tammy b. Nov 5, 2007, 3:12pm UTC
yes military intelligence is an oxymoron
Sanford L. Nov 5, 2007, 3:12pm UTC
Good question
Sanford L. Nov 5, 2007, 3:13pm UTC
Whats up Dan?
Sanford L. Nov 5, 2007, 3:13pm UTC
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Sanford L. Nov 5, 2007, 3:15pm UTC
being that they weren't born like we are.
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:15pm UTC
Or more, why did they have names if there were no other people around?
Stacie N. Nov 5, 2007, 3:16pm UTC
"I think a psychic might get married, even if he/she foresaw it ending in divorce if the benefits of the union were worth it. (kids, good times, etc.)" AND....alimony!
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:17pm UTC
can you cry underwater??
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:18pm UTC
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:18pm UTC
yes, you can still secrete fluids.
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:18pm UTC
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Christine P. Nov 5, 2007, 3:18pm UTC
Each one of you is so funny. I believe everyone has got the psychic jokes covered. I'm to late! LOL!
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:19pm UTC
Would you die if you didn't pee?
mary s. Nov 5, 2007, 3:19pm UTC
Answer to Susan E - Because they are not allowed to gain from their gift only to help others I guess.

Dena A - things aren't bullshit because we cannot understand. We are all born psychic but tend to lose the ability after childhood when other stuff fills our heads - the people that continue with this ability are the lucky ones who appreciate that leading a life shouldn't mean giving up a gift given from birth.
debra g. Nov 5, 2007, 3:19pm UTC
thanks for the laughs today.
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:19pm UTC
well Julia, there is dialysis and you could have a catheter inserted.
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:20pm UTC
Mary, what makes you think that we are born psychic? Large claims need large evidence.
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:21pm UTC
Hell, we're born without object permanence, much less psychic abilities. I don't think that we get psychic abilities until we learn the concept of MONEY.
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:21pm UTC
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
Amanda T. Nov 5, 2007, 3:21pm UTC
LMAO! You guys are too funny!
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:22pm UTC
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:22pm UTC
OK IM DONE LOL!!
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:23pm UTC
actually Julia, squinting can help clear up vision but only to an extent. Also, give or take a few weeks. When you hit 40, you start losing the ability to accomodate (see things more closely).
blaine d. Nov 5, 2007, 3:24pm UTC
funny &cute!!
Hollie C. Nov 5, 2007, 3:25pm UTC
Dan: Why do we have a pair of panties but just one bra?

Are you including yourself in that question? And if so, why are you wearing panties?
Georgiana S. Nov 5, 2007, 3:26pm UTC
Saw a sign in a phychic's storefront saying "Going out of business" You would think they would have known!
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:27pm UTC
hmm dan, thats intresting thanks fr clearing that up for me!
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:27pm UTC
Lol, I can't say I've even worn tighty whities since 7th grade but that should be a whole different article as to why if anyone is actually curious.
Ginger C. Nov 5, 2007, 3:29pm UTC
Funny stuff, I love coming here Dan!
Ginger C. Nov 5, 2007, 3:30pm UTC
Why are good and food pronouced differently? Good Fuod?
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:31pm UTC
LOL TIGHTY WHITIES LOL!!! THATS TOOO FUNNY!!
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:32pm UTC
or even medically, why do people say "his eyes rolled to the back of his head"? No they didn't. They may have turned upwards but I'd be scared if eyes left their sockets, went through the brain, and hid in the back of one's head.
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:33pm UTC
yes, since 7th grade, it has been boxers for me.
Leslie T. Nov 5, 2007, 3:33pm UTC
Haha that's a good question. I think that psychics' powers are limited to only other people, and to just give peace of mind.

Why can't women keep their mouths closed when applying mascara?
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:33pm UTC
Omg me tooo dan that is awesome lol!!!!!
Julia *loves my baby girl chloe* M. Nov 5, 2007, 3:34pm UTC
I keep my mouth closed when i apply mascara
Ginger C. Nov 5, 2007, 3:35pm UTC
Bye guys have fun!
Truth Always Nov 5, 2007, 3:37pm UTC
Some really good questions here.
are you user surly??? I am...

;)
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:41pm UTC
alright, I posted an article about it now. Take a look: Why Makeup?
Jan C. Nov 5, 2007, 3:42pm UTC
Hollie beat me to it Dan - what color are the panties you are wearing??? Okay I read further ... boxers!

My guess is they are sponge bob or a super hero!!

I have laughed my ass off ... now I must go away from my computer so I can get work done!!
Dan H. Nov 5, 2007, 3:42pm UTC
Lol, what do you mean keep mouths shut when applying mascara?
Lola l. Nov 5, 2007, 4:11pm UTC
funny
a hamon Nov 5, 2007, 4:39pm UTC
Julia high pressure urine storage above 300 cubic centimeters is what killed most spinal cord injury victims before doctors did as Dan mentioned, and started installing catheters.

Psychic ability, or rather I would say intuition, seems to be like any other kind of judgement, it applies to others much more than to ourselves. For example, you can see your best friend about to get himself/herself into a world of shit, but do you see when it's coming at you? not necessarily.

I have a question and I think I have an answer. First the question. why are there 8 hot dog buns sold and 10 hot dogs??? Get back to me and we'll compare notes.
a hamon Nov 5, 2007, 4:40pm UTC
My biggest question: If Christians are so sure they are going to Heaven to be with Jesus, and no one else is going, why are they so afraid of the trip??? Woudln't they want to go right now!
Sharon A. Nov 5, 2007, 4:43pm UTC
This is crazy! A psychic can not read themselves? Why not? I don't get it. I think it is just a way out for them. Like..."Oh, well I got married because I can not predict my future...but I can predict YOURS! See, I was placed here to just know your future! Doesn't make sense to me! What about Sylvia Browne? Does anyone know anything about her? Why does Montel give her such credibility? Does he know something about her that we don't know? Or, do you think Dan and everyone, that they are just making money together?
Ruth H. Nov 5, 2007, 4:54pm UTC
That's a good one. LOL
Abbie L. Nov 5, 2007, 4:57pm UTC
LOL That's funny!
Dee - Grandma in Virginia Nov 5, 2007, 4:57pm UTC
but why a pair of undies like a pair of pants or socks?
Picture Me 3D Melissa Nov 5, 2007, 4:59pm UTC
"Dan: Why do we have a pair of panties but just one bra? "
we have covered the fact that you wear boxers but why in the hell would you wear a bra?
Dee - Grandma in Virginia Nov 5, 2007, 5:01pm UTC
LOL
Dee - Grandma in Virginia Nov 5, 2007, 5:01pm UTC
i read the whole thread and am laughing my bootie off. So maybe I won't have one by morning! LOL
Sharon B. Nov 5, 2007, 5:27pm UTC
these are too good
J. G. Weddle Nov 5, 2007, 5:37pm UTC
I asked a "strange" question once here at Gather and got SLAM-O-DUNKED by 99 of the 100 comments(exaggerated a little). I better keep my questions to myself. Good questions though, and good comments too.
J. G. Weddle Nov 5, 2007, 5:38pm UTC
The sad part is that it was a valid question. I really wanted to know.(I just be dumb)
Rita Johnson Nov 5, 2007, 5:39pm UTC
good question
a hamon Nov 5, 2007, 5:48pm UTC
George I don't speak for them, I just repeated the shit they say when they knock on my door.,
Jessica I. Nov 5, 2007, 5:48pm UTC
The answer is yes and here's the reason: love can blind a person to something their mind already knows (or thinks it does). The old visage, "Love is Blind" is so true. Unfortuantely the doping affects of new love do wear off and the rose-colored glasses are lifted to reveal a harsh reality that they didn't want to face when originally in love. It's essentially the same reason smart people make dumb mistakes in love. (guilty) :)
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 5:52pm UTC
How come we have rocking horses but no rocking cows?
T J. Nov 5, 2007, 5:57pm UTC
I don't know, I don't know any psychics LOL
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 6:05pm UTC
How come we have wet nurses but no wet doctors?
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 6:09pm UTC
Do you ride a bus to work or take a lunch?
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 6:10pm UTC
How come we can't walk on water but we can stagger on wine?
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 6:11pm UTC
Do fried chickens lay fried eggs?
Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2007, 6:12pm UTC
How come beauty fades but stupidity lasts forever?
Nan G. Nov 5, 2007, 6:16pm UTC
I rode a rocking cow once but it was at a bar and I don't remember much about it. ;>

I think all of these are pretty funny. My answer to most is I don't know. I don't open the door or quote those people. Julia's question about alphabet soup really made me giggle. Love soup humor.

The clutch thing still has me perplexed. Let out the clutch means taking foot off pedal, therefore let out the cat means easing you foot off of it? Put in the clutch means stepping on it therefore when using contacts.............
These are all so funny
Jerri H. Nov 5, 2007, 6:37pm UTC
How come as Americans we spend soooo much on Viagra and fake boobs.....but forget about Alzheimer's....years from now there will be a bunch of older Americans that have great equipment and cannot remember what to do with it.
vickie f. Nov 5, 2007, 6:39pm UTC
Why is the Truth so hard to find and a Lie so easy to swallow?
Charlotte Babb Maven-Fairy Godmother Nov 5, 2007, 6:40pm UTC
It's a lot easier to divine for antoher than it is for yourself. For that matter, why do marriage counselors get divorced, or preachers, or anyone. SImple answer, the same in all cases....they got married to start with.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 6:48pm UTC
Do you live to eat or eat to live? My answer is yes.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 6:50pm UTC
When you are bowling what do you do with the other hand? Think about that the next time you bowl and watch what it does to your score.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 6:57pm UTC
Angela. If psychics can't predict about their own lives, why can't they tell me my lottery numbers?

Also, this Christian does not fear dying and going to heaven, I look forward to it. If I had my "druthers", I'd druther experience the rapture. To look up and see Jesus coming in a cloud would be nothing short as marvelous.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 6:59pm UTC
You only hear about the times the psychics are right, not about the times they are wrong. If you throw enough spaghetti against the wall some of it is bound to stick.
So if they make a lot of predictions they are bound to be right some of the time.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 7:02pm UTC
It would be like me saying it's going to rain tomorrow. Then it doesn't, but if I keep saying it every day, sooner or later it is going to rain and I will be right. Then I can say, see I told you so. And others can say, "gee, he predicted it was gonna rain today and it did".
Sherrie H. Nov 5, 2007, 7:02pm UTC
Funny stuff. Thanks for making me smile.
Harrel (Len) Phillips Nov 5, 2007, 7:09pm UTC
Why do poets think that "rain" and "again" rhyme?
Pepsie J. Nov 5, 2007, 7:28pm UTC
Getting back to suicide.

If you try to commit suicide in Japan they will charge you

then execute you!
Jaye S. Nov 5, 2007, 7:41pm UTC
from Dan: Lol, I can't say I've even worn tighty whities since 7th grade but that should be a whole different article as to why if anyone is actually curious.

I'd like to see that article Dan!
Jaye S. Nov 5, 2007, 7:42pm UTC
Very funny thread. I got a lot of laughs from this!
Carmen Y. Nov 5, 2007, 8:05pm UTC
As for the psychics getting divorced.....I guess they didn't see it in their future! LOL
necee t. Nov 5, 2007, 8:15pm UTC
hi y'all... Dan, this article is working very well, but i can't think of anything cute or funny right now... sorry... later...
necee t. Nov 5, 2007, 8:16pm UTC
oh, sorry... didn't mean to say it was like bad... because lots of things were really funny, but i'm just not funny tonight... bye...
Larry H. Nov 5, 2007, 8:19pm UTC
Probably didn't see it coming. ha ha ha
Cori Anders Nov 6, 2007, 7:21am UTC
These are great questions! LOL.
M. Bradley McCauley Nov 6, 2007, 7:22am UTC
I thoroughly enjoyed all these posts. Thanks everyone for creating smiles.
LaRue B. Nov 6, 2007, 8:12am UTC
You posed a very good question. I believe that we should not know our future. I rather like surprises myself. If I knew the future for myself and others it would take away a lot of things to look forward too. I don't even like know the gender of a child before it is born. I don't like knowing what's inside a present before the wrappings come off. I don't want to know the future, as it would make me live my life differently, and I might not be the same person that I am.
William Phenn Nov 6, 2007, 8:48am UTC
Well, I have twin daughters (both married now) believe me...it helped to know!..LOL
Aubrey :) Nov 6, 2007, 9:09am UTC
I'm sure how this all works for them. I know I don't mess with them.
Holly G. Nov 6, 2007, 9:14am UTC
Thia was so funny...I can't think of anything to add, but I read all the comments, and they were great!
Steph-in-NE ..... Nov 6, 2007, 10:16am UTC
that was good comment you had.
how about when you call someone on their home phone, and ask where are they
There you sign,,,
Erin P. Nov 6, 2007, 10:18am UTC
Melissa: I think we should all start pointing to our crotches when we need to know where the restroom is. I think that would be hilarious! What about pointing to our asses when we'd like to take a seat? Or point to our nostril(s) when we need Kleenex?
arlene (no shame in my game) w. Nov 6, 2007, 10:58am UTC
Good questions.
Sarah (I want points) Nov 6, 2007, 1:39pm UTC
Wow! I can't believe you got so many comments on this article! There are all sorts of funny and intriguing questions in life aren't there?
These are all just too funny!
gaelyn k. Nov 6, 2007, 11:52pm UTC
Why does the time have to keep changing>>>
Rhoda S. Nov 7, 2007, 8:46pm UTC
This is definitely a good entertainment article! One of the best!
violentine n. Nov 8, 2007, 1:43pm UTC
hahahhaha! you guys are all funny!
Jennine D. Nov 9, 2007, 10:35am UTC
Interesting reading and funny as well.
Kelly E. Nov 11, 2007, 8:42pm UTC
This was a funny place to visit!
Gloria C. Nov 13, 2007, 2:57pm UTC
Why is a hotdog called a hotdog and not a hotpig or a hotcow?
Heather J. Nov 24, 2007, 1:12pm UTC
Nice Post, Please Feel Free To Take A Look At My Work As Well.
Not that being a curious guy is necessarily a bad thing. :-)
Amy C. Dec 12, 2007, 1:54pm UTC
stumps me !
Nick H. Dec 12, 2007, 4:17pm UTC
Thank you for posting this article. I am just stopping in to give you a 10 and to let you know I appreciate your posting here!

Take care!
Tara M. Jan 7, 2008, 8:36am UTC
People misunderstand the true meaning of what psychics should be doing. To be psychic should not mean that you know all about the future. Sometimes our spirit guides dont want us to know everything or it will interfere with our Karma or life path. Psychics should bring awareness, direction and guidence only. Not a fully laidout story of your life. It's simply not possible since free will can change everything at any time.
Dan H. Aug 8, 2008, 5:40pm UTC
Thanks For Your Thoughts Everyone.
Dan H. Aug 8, 2008, 5:42pm UTC
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