by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
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January 16, 2007

Count Dracula's solution to poverty

October 30, 2007 03:44 PM EDT
views: 83 | comments: 22

The real Dracula would not tolerate poverty.  He therefore, invited all the poor of the town to come to his castle to eat and feast.  There were about 1500 people there.   He left the castle, locked the doors, and set the castle ablaze.

Happy Halloween!  It's true. 

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Comments: 22

Jeannie B. Oct 30, 2007, 3:46pm EDT
Good Republican solution!
Rick *Don Rico* J. Oct 30, 2007, 3:48pm EDT
That's not nice, Jeannie...
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Oct 30, 2007, 3:49pm EDT
I think Jeannie's comment is right on.
Rick *Don Rico* J. Oct 30, 2007, 3:51pm EDT
And who makes the most charitable contributions? Democrats or Republicans?
Rick *Don Rico* J. Oct 30, 2007, 3:52pm EDT
Good one, Steve! : ^)
Vivian P. Oct 30, 2007, 3:59pm EDT
That's a pretty gross solution if you ask me. And not very funny I might add.
Elsie Duggan Oct 30, 2007, 4:03pm EDT
That was a hot party, a sad solution, I am very aware , but couldn't resist the pun.
Rick *Don Rico* J. Oct 30, 2007, 4:11pm EDT
It's good to be able to separate the humor from the actual situation, Elsie. Nothing wrong with a good pun! : ^)
Leah Christensen Oct 30, 2007, 4:21pm EDT
I agree with Jeannie!
Larry H. Oct 30, 2007, 4:40pm EDT
after they were baked he go in and eat them
Lydia (part of the solution) Shelley Oct 30, 2007, 5:11pm EDT
Can't confirm or deny, but this site is pretty interesting.
M. E. U. Oct 30, 2007, 5:21pm EDT
But did he solve anything? Just like the democrats to place a bandaid where major surgery is needed. How about enabling them to help themselves!
Rita j. Oct 30, 2007, 5:41pm EDT
wow interesting
Vivian P. Oct 30, 2007, 5:59pm EDT
If someone is poor what in the world is wrong with that I mean theres a lot worse things that people can be . I guess they are just so easy to pick on. If they chose to live that way so be it. If their kept that way then help them.
Dan (Cowboy Up) V. Oct 30, 2007, 7:05pm EDT
Sounds like the ol count really DID have bats in his bellfry! lol Somebody should have taken him to supper and treated him to a stake..no, it's spelled right...the wooden kind. C);-)
Col. George W. Oct 30, 2007, 8:36pm EDT
If I published that 15 people would have snoped it and called me a liar by not. That was a bleeding good joke.
Sheila Deeth Oct 31, 2007, 12:40am EDT
No comment, but I loved the comments.
CyberGwen ! Oct 31, 2007, 1:10am EDT
Ohhhh, save me a leg or a breast:)
Jerri H. Oct 31, 2007, 4:08pm EDT
Yikes.....I guess that would work....


Thanks :)

Yellow Cake and Tears
Sarah (I want points) Nov 1, 2007, 11:08am EDT
Wow! I suppose that's one way to do it.
adam w. Oct 31, 2008, 10:51am EDT
BBQ?
amy r. Sep 13, 2009, 11:31pm EDT
Well, I guess I can say he got things done, lol, but yeah, that probably wasn't very nice. I can imagine it didn't smell, look, or taste nice to boot.

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