by Lisa (I love loons) C.
Member since:
July 25, 2007

New drink (joke)

October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT
views: 100 | comments: 39

Aguy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"


Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist patron of ours.



It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."
                

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"


The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."


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Comments: 39

Corinne M. Oct 23, 2007, 12:46pm EDT
HA! That was great! Thanks.
JoAnne D. Oct 23, 2007, 12:46pm EDT
LOL, I wonder if I know him.
Jaye S. Oct 23, 2007, 12:48pm EDT
LOL
Vivian P. Oct 23, 2007, 12:49pm EDT
lol
Donna Hammett-Tooker Oct 23, 2007, 12:51pm EDT
Grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan!

I've been punned!
Jessie L. Oct 23, 2007, 12:57pm EDT
hahaha.... funny. My husband would probably like that since he is known to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Larry H. Oct 23, 2007, 12:58pm EDT
Now that was funny, thanks for sharing
Jacqueline B. Oct 23, 2007, 1:05pm EDT
Great joke. I love it
Dan (Cowboy Up) V. Oct 23, 2007, 1:11pm EDT
groan! LOL
Beaker (just Beaker) Oct 23, 2007, 1:15pm EDT
Sounds really repulsive, though. Even without the connotation.

Funny joke, though!
J R B. Oct 23, 2007, 1:16pm EDT
Thanks, will have to pass it on to the bartenders.
Dena A. Oct 23, 2007, 1:20pm EDT
LOL .. seen this one before.
Wide Eyed Oct 23, 2007, 1:20pm EDT
LOL, it would probably taste bad. Not that paps are great either.
Leslie "Missy" T. Oct 23, 2007, 1:20pm EDT
Thanks for the chuckle!
David S. Oct 23, 2007, 1:27pm EDT
funny
Stacie N. Oct 23, 2007, 1:59pm EDT
How silly. Thanks for the smile.
Richard Frisbie Oct 23, 2007, 3:11pm EDT
boooooooo!
(but you made me smile)
jerome k. Oct 23, 2007, 4:01pm EDT
For the sake of us in the UK - explain!
Bhawana 'Gather Proud Mom' Oct 23, 2007, 4:58pm EDT
awwwww:)

LOL
Diana B. Oct 23, 2007, 5:39pm EDT
LMAO Funny joke Lisa!
Denise B. Oct 23, 2007, 5:52pm EDT
lol
Shaunee C. Oct 23, 2007, 6:25pm EDT
lol good one
Lune Wolfsong Oct 23, 2007, 7:27pm EDT
lol
Brenda (square peg in a round hole) H. Oct 23, 2007, 8:21pm EDT
That was funny. Thanks.
Jerri H. Oct 23, 2007, 10:56pm EDT
LMBO!!!
Donald Hawley Oct 24, 2007, 7:59am EDT
OK
Liwana W. Oct 24, 2007, 10:15am EDT
hahahahahaha! Wait! Stop! I'm dying! hahahahaha! hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
donna h. Oct 24, 2007, 12:17pm EDT
cute
Allana G. Oct 24, 2007, 5:36pm EDT
Very funny
Elaine S. Oct 24, 2007, 6:03pm EDT
Thanks for the laugh
Tina Coruth Oct 24, 2007, 10:56pm EDT
groan, LOL, groan, LOL
denise e Nov 11, 2007, 12:34pm EST
thanks for sharing
becky soccer mom x1 p. Nov 17, 2007, 10:24pm EST
lol
Sandra T. Dec 10, 2007, 10:28pm EST
Thank you for this awesome article! Helping as many people as I can right now so sorry for the generic comment, but I did enjoy your piece! Happy Holidays!

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