DISCLAIMER - This article opens with a steamy paragraph about harvesting the reproductive organs of the autumn crocus for the principal spice. An initial reaction may be shock at the seemingly off-color writing, but I am just having fun without crossing any lines or offending any sensibilities. It is a reminder that eating is a sensuous experience, so please realize I am talking about plants and not people!

Beneath a diaphanous, azure covering, there, lying naked and inviting before me, was the prettiest beauty I’d ever seen. I gently lifted what was so blue it could have been the reflection of the perfect October sky, and deftly slid my caressing hand down onto the now exposed reproductive organs. My mind was in turmoil. One part was shocked by the violation I was about to perform, but, the other was so excited that I could barely control my emotions. There has to be a first time for everything, I reasoned. I started to salivate as my trembling fingers circled the swollen p--
Before I go any farther, I’ll share the advice an author once included at about this point in the first chapter of his book. He said that to get a reader’s attention and really hold it, the opening paragraphs should be so hot the pages almost burn your fingers as you turn them. And, while I certainly want to hold your attention, I am torn about the salacious writing used to accomplish that. It’s just that I was struck by the sensuality of my actions as I - well, never mind. I’ll just back up a little bit and finish the sentence so you’ll see what I mean.
. . . as my trembling fingers circled the swollen pistil and ripe stamens of the Crocus sativus, the autumn flowering, or saffron, crocus. Then I plucked them. Yes, a momentous event had occurred. I harvested my first crop of saffron! For those of you who don’t know, saffron is made up of the tiny little reproductive parts of the diminutive fall crocus. It sells for around $60 an ounce. Most recipes call for a quarter teaspoon, or less, so my efforts this morning are enough for two, possibly three meals of -- Paella!

Ahh, paella. Such a peasant meal, but one that truly elevates the simple act of eating a combination of fresh seafood and rice to its highest level - Nirvana! In Spain, where the dish originated, it is a common practice for a family to spend a day off by the sea. They would bring a low, flat-bottomed pan, looking almost like an extra large deep-dish pie tin, (about 3”x14”) and set it over an open fire. In it they cooked all the things they foraged, such as oregano, and saffron, as well as the fish, clams, mussels, and lobster they caught in the sea, all on a bed of fragrant, savory rice. If they were available, some chicken and sausage were brought from home, along with the rice, and possibly some vegetables, to complete the complex melange of delicious flavors and textures. It is a meal fit for a king, as all true peasant dishes should be.
Nowadays, paella is a regimented, timed-to-the-minute, extravaganza of a meal. Modern chefs have thrown out the original one-dish concept. Now they precook the various ingredients to within a minute or two of doneness, and combine them all to “finish”, steamed over the cooking rice. That’s if they serve it family-style. I’ve talked to some chefs who assemble the separately cooked ingredients right onto a plate for individual orders. Me, I lean more toward the old fashioned way. I even have my own special paella dish to cook it in. It is a big, heavy, burnt-orange pot, that goes from stove top, to oven, to table. For a few years in the 1960s, COPCO made these enamel coated paella pans large enough to cook a meal for 6 or 8 people. It looks great and cleans up with ease. And, I have to admit, I find having fewer pots and pans to wash very satisfying. But, I don’t get carried away with tradition. I like to provide individual plates for my guests, unlike the Spanish habit of everyone eating their paella out of the same dish it was cooked in.
To get back to my saffron: I had the good sense to order the crocus bulbs last spring. They arrived to plant early in September. October is traditionally paella month, and mine bloomed in time for it. Some cooks use turmeric in place of all, or part of the saffron. It colors the rice effectively, but the flavor isn’t quite the same. They use it because it is comparatively inexpensive. Me? As a purist I say ixnay on the turmeric. That meant that until I planted my own saffron factory, paella was just too costly for me to make more than once a year. Now - well - we’ll see how the bulbs multiply before I predict more frequent feasts. But I think I can look forward to several this year at least.
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Here’s what I’m talking about if you want to try it. I’ll warn you that there are dozens of recipes, as many as there are for Italian Tomato Sauce. For the most part, quantities are unimportant. Just use twice as much liquid as rice and the seasonings you like, in the amounts you like, and it will turn out fine. The key is not to overcook the seafood while cooking the rice to perfection. The rest is just flavor and appearance.
(Thanks to my friend Janet Mendel for some guidance from her cookbook “My Kitchen in Spain” on the cooking times. This is my own recipe.)
I use 1 lb. each of boneless chicken thighs, shrimp, an inexpensive white fish such as haddock in chunks, plus one half pound of chorizo, and a 2 lb. mesh bag of mussels. Put the paella dish (or large dutch oven) on top of the stove on medium heat. My 14 inch paella pan easily holds enough for 4 to 6 servings using two cups of rice.



A word about:
RICE
Calasparra and Bomba are two types of short grain Spanish rice that absorb three times their volume in liquid while remaining “al dente”. Both are traditionally used in Paella. I prefer the slightly longer grain Valencia rice but, if you absolutely have to, any short or medium grain rice (but not long grain) will do. I like to brown my rice before cooking by putting it in the dry pan over medium heat and stirring occasionally until it toasts.
MUSSELS
If you cook them first you could substitute the (strained) liquid for some of the broth in the rice.



Set the toasted rice aside and add 2 tbs. of olive oil to the pan. Toss the shrimp and fish quickly to half cook, and reserve to a warm dish. Cover. Add more olive oil to pan. Cut the chicken into 1 inch chunks and brown lightly on one side, sprinkling with oregano & ground pepper, then turn the chicken, adding sliced chorizo, 4 (or more) minced cloves of garlic, 2 medium tomatoes, a medium onion and 2 poblano green peppers - chopped - as much saffron (with liquid) as you can afford, (in the photo you can see mine in a metal bowl simmered in a ¼ cup water) and salt (to taste.) Stir until the vegetables wilt, then stir in the seafood. Turn up the heat and add four cups liquid (I use chicken broth) and a ½ cup of thawed, frozen peas. When the liquid boils, add the 2 cups (toasted) rice. Pour in the saffron with liquid, add a bay leaf and stir one final time. Cook over high heat for 5 minutes, then simmer for 10 minutes more. While the rice simmers, put the cleaned mussels in a covered pan with a ¼ cup of water on high heat. Cook briefly, shaking the pan (3 to 4 minutes) until they open. Arrange mussels on top of rice, (I prefer to reserve the liquid for another use) decorate with pimentos, and cook the rice for another 5 minutes until the liquid is absorbed. Cover with aluminum foil and pop into a preheated 350 oven (turned off) for 5-10 minutes to come together.
Arrange the lemon wedges and serve.
There you have it. A simple, but elegant meal, that is colorful, aromatic, and tasty. All served in the same pot it cooked in. You don’t have to be a gardener to enjoy it, but, if you are, you will save money and have a beautiful fall display too! Not-to-mention the sensual thrill of harvesting the saffron -- oh my!
Buen provecho!
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Comments: 43
"Now they precook the various ingredients to within a minute or two of doneness, and combine them all to "finish", steamed over the cooking rice."
That's just wrong. I didn't know this was paella month, I'd better get on the stick and make a batch. By the way, if you can't find Calasparra or Bomba rice, arborio is a decent substitute -- far better than long grain rice.
October is Paella Month because the saffron crocus are in bloom now.
Lori - we all start out as bumblers in the kitchen. I became the cook at home around the age of 12. Necessity is a powerful incentive. I'm gald you enjoyed reading it. I hope it inspires you to try it out.
Katherine - it's a perfect "one pot" meal to learn on because it is impossible to go wrong if you follow the little "twice as much liquid as rice" rule. I always "eyeball it" that's why I consulted the cookbook for cooking times.
My mother loved saffron, I did not know it came from the Crocus.
Thanks Brenda - I relax by cooking. This was actually my birthday dinner, and the dahlia bouquet a gift. I didn't make the threatened upside down cake - yet!
Vicky - that's so sweet of you to say. It is the best comment I've received for an article. Damn, girl! Thanks!
Wonderful article and clever beginning you rascal!
For the record - that photo essay had 1610 words. Really glad you liked it!
Elizabeth - you mean "all the more for " US!
Kimberly that's so sweet - I'm embarrassed but so pleased with the praise - Thank you! So you're proposing a Gather Feast? hmmm .... we'll see
My Paella experiences come only from restaurants, but I may have to give this a go.
I never thought to grow my own saffron, what a fabulous idea! Sure beats the prices at the herb store!
I can't stress this enough - paella is easy to make and impressive to serve. Call some friends and have each bring a different ingredient (including a really good Rioja) and have some fun in your kitchen tonight.
Still nothing beats paella from back home, and just for the record my family still does the day at the beach. But even in the smaller towns the Barcelona way of dinner boasting has become the mod- not sure why though, homemade is always better.
Your opening had me laughing and remembering Micael Pollan's article about the sex life of plants - was it Botany of Desire?
Terrific article, Richard!
I have a friend who decided to use turmeric because she found saffron to expensive....boy was she shocked at the difference in taste...
I keep saffron on hand always, which I order from La Tienda. Sometimes my sister will send me some from a Cuban grocer in Miami who has great prices - still expensive, but not shockingly so.....
Some Cubans will use a product called Bijol which contains corn flour, cumin, ground annatto seeds and food colorings.....not the best since it won't have the distictive saffron taste...... but much better than turmeric.
I usually use either Valencia or Arborio rice for my paella.
Sonia's Paella
Also how to get more taste and color from saffron
When a recipe calls for saffron
Turmeric, annetto seeds, pureed red peppers - all contribute to the golden color. Saffron gives the color AND the taste!
I was actually afraid someone would flag this article, that's why I used the DISCLAIMER note and photo rather than just shock you with the first paragraph cold. Glad everyone "got" it.
About "all that chopping" - I relax by cooking. Chopping, kneading, tenderizing are all ways to take out one's aggression from the day in a creative way. Cooking is therapy - hmmm - sounds like a good title for article!
I once reviewed a restaurant where the young chef sprinkled dried saffron over the finished dish. He didn't know how much it cost and, obviously, he didn't know how to use it!
FYI - I harvested enough yesterday for another paella
Inspired, maybe!
Thanks Fran, Allison & Virginia - kind words for a humble meal.
You know, looking at the cost - I spent about $20 on the ingredients. The mussels were $1.29 lb, shrimp & fish $5.99 lb, chicken 2.49 lb. the rice was on sale from La Tienda (it was less than $1.00) so was the chorizo! -- add peppers, onion & garlic and Twenty bucks would cover it. If you use store bought chicken broth (shame on you) and don't grow your own saffron, the cost would be more. Then I couldn't afford to make it.
Thanks for checking in David. I hope I inspired you