Britney Goes on a Tirade at Neimans

So according to US Weekly, Britney Spears went on a tirade while shopping with her assistant Bret at Neiman Marcus Beverly Hills.

First, she took a handicapped dressing room to try on some Juicy Couture dresses.

She then requested for her Yorkie, London, and when she found out he was 27 miles away in Malibu, she asked if he could be messengered over.  Who messengers a dog?!?!?!

She then when on a tirade about the judge handling her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline stating something to the effect that although he said she was being catty with him, he in fact was being catty with her.  Apparently he didn't respect her.  She also states, "his job is to sit there and tell people what to do.  And that's just so sad because he gets off on it."  She also calls him an old fart.

Note to Britney Spears:  When you are losing a custody battle, it's probably not a great idea for you to go around trashing your judge, ESPECIALLY if you are a very public figure who has people following her around everywhere trying to listen in on your conversations.  I'm sure when this gets around to the judge, he'll just love you (sense the sarcasm).  You are not high and mighty.  You cannot do and say whatever you please and just get away with it.  Show some respect for the people around you who actually do something with thier lives.  That judge went to school for many years to get where he is today, and most likely will only grow in his career.  Your career is nose diving.  What do you say to that, Ms Spears?  Shut your mouth.  Straighten up.  Be a mother.  Grow up.