Spending your nights thinking
how your team got done wrong
Stop crying in your beer.
YOU’VE GOT TO BE STRONG
Time to return
from outer space.
Make your contribution
to this football race
Oh no, no you.
You are alive
For as long as there is football
You know you will thrive
You’ve got all the oomph and zeal
Dr. Kris is gonna heal
You will survive.
You will survive
Yeah, yeaaaah!
Go on , now ---- goooo,
walk out this door.
DON’T TURN AROUND NOW.
You’ve got to settle the score
The other team tried
to hurt you with a lie
Do not crumble.
Do not lie down and die
Oh no, no you.
You are alive
For as long as there is football
You know you will thrive
You’ve got all the oomph and zeal
Dr. Kris is gonna heal
You will survive.
You will Survive
YOU WILL SEEEEER---VIIIIIIIVVVVE
BEEEE FREEEEEEE AGAINNNNNNNNNN!!!!
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Comments: 47
The boys choked on Sunday.
And New Orleans just ain't. :)
The doctor is in. No charge!
Have you read that article?
It's absolutely fabulous, isn't it?
kudos to Kris!
and KUDOS to you TOO,Lady, as i exchanged "FOOTBALL" in your ode to "FAITH".........and felt connected!!!
*HUGS*
Kris has helped with my 49ers!
Another Kubler-Ross of sorts, that Dr. Kris is!
Sing me a happy song!
my team just fired their Athletic Director, but I don't think that's going to help much, our defense has been compared to high school football, and the offense is at the bottom of the list instead the top, where they've been for 30 years,,,,NU
CLICK ON THAT ARTICLE!
HEY Y'ALL. ARE YOU CLICKING ON THAT ARTICLE OR NOT!
YOU KNOW YOU NEED THIS COUNSELLING.
It could be worse. You could have the Rams.
4 in a row and up next are the 'niners to mow:>)
Then its off to London for some Dolphin meat:>)
We could be 6 and 2 with the Cowboys down the street
Hey did I just lay down some impromptu prose?
Great Poems do bring it outta ya huh?
Nothing like the blues to stir things up.
Whoo who..........
************San Francisco Forty Niners**********
Your prose is foul, your prose is lame
Go back to NY, Keith and re-plan yo game!
I guess you are having big fun.
Where is that racoon?
She needs to get here and put you back in your place!!!
Apparently you have lost sight of things and need a
Sight re-adjustment
Maybe Britain is just the thing!
First San Fran
Next Miami,
Then Dallas
Mighty high sights
Mighty big fun
For a Connecticut Yankee/Giant.
It would appear that a itty bitty 49er
Is needs be going to have to chop you DOWN to size!
LOOK OUT EVERYBODY!
KEITH SAYS: the British are coming! (again)
the British are coming! (again)
Feee Fi Fo fum
I smell the blood
of the Giants dum dum
ROFL
So, before you go counting San Francisco, Miami, and Dallas chickens before they have hatched,
take a deeeeep breath
and hope
and pray . . .
and pray . . .
and pray . . .
and pray some more. . .
lol
then go talk to Dr. Kris!
'tis true!
'tis VERY true!
and I thank him.
NOT ELI
but
PEYTON MANNING!
The STAR of that family
;=)
We are making up for passing over Joe Montana:>)
We started off slow, but through the NFL we are going to mow
What's it called, Keith?
Delusions of grandeur?
And as far as Joe Montana is concerned?
Now we've had that discussion before.
READ
MY
LIPS
He is a Bill Walsh product.
Do not my take my word for it; ask the man himself. (not Bill, of course -- Joe.)
So, get over it!
Other than that Joe is a Pennsylvania kid, who is living happily here in California, a few miles away with his family and forever will be grateful to . . . who?
(wink)
**********San Francisco 49ers**********
PERIOD. END OF SUBJECT.
Now, moving back into the 21st century . . .
. . . and were it not for that. . . and blah blah blah
That song "Mrs Robinson" remember it?
"Where have you gone, Joe Montana?
The Giant sings its lonely heart for you
Woooo wooo wooo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joe Montana's run and gone away
Hey hey hey
Keith go see Dr. Kris.
***********Happy Birthday Dr. Kris*********
I don't know if the doctor is in tonight, however you should contact the doctor ASAP
I apologize Nalita for stepping out on your thread, but I listened to the whinings of Randy Moss for too many years to watch people stroke his ego now! He isn't the only ego on the team sadly enough. Even Neon Deion didn't have his kind of ego! That is the only problem in pro football. All of the look at me, I am a prize hotshots!
(oops, is my pet peeve showing again, pardon me while I go put it back...LOL)
I don't really have anything against New England, except Michael here coming into the mix blah blah blahing and like that about what they are going to do. Whereas the
REIGNING CHAMPIONS who are BLUE have not yet spoken,
and who are very humbly going about their business just playing football
quietly taking care of business, like real winners do.
I like that, besides, I have a serious thing for men who are 6'5"+
and are goody-goody and cute, like Peyton Manning.
Sizzzzzzalisa, I appreciate the contribution; it is definitely a good one
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from a tried and true silver and blue fan of the Cowboys.
I'm sending you a Dallas star....and a big 10~