THINK ABOUT THIS LITTERALLY
Have you ever used the phrase "knock your socks off"?
Have you ever had somebody "knock your socks off"?
Have you ever known anybody to "charm your pants off"?
Has anybody ever given you "the shirt off their back"?
Have you ever "chewed the fat"?
Do you "bring home the bacon"?
Have you ever been "busier than a one armed paper hanger"?
Have you ever seen it "rain cats and dogs"?
Have you everbeen"on a roll"? (if so you must be very tiny)
Do you "have your cake and eat it to"? (why the hell not it's cake?!)
H ave you ever seen "pigs fly"?


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I also have had someone give me the shirt off their back and done the same... (again college/drinking days)
I would like to see it "when pigs fly"
WHEN PIGS FLY!
I had my socks knocked off
While
I was charming her pants off
I gave her the shirt off my back
We were chewing the fat
About bringing home the bacon
(And where I was goanna put it when I did)
Tell ya what…
I was busier than a one armed paper hanger
That night!
We were on a roll
I had her cake, and I ate it too!
Yeah, right,
When Pigs Fly
THANNKS FOR THE INSPIRATION!!