Parking Tickets *Joke*

An oldie but goodie funny ha-ha joke, the bumper sticker name changes each time I get a copy of this joke.  But it still makes me laugh.  I hope you get a good laugh too, hopefully this isn't something that happens in the "real" world.

The other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,
"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second
Ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary In '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.