Description: Red, purple, orange hair; unusually tall; says 'like' way too much; wears red, including lipstick; six inch long nails; forgets what she is saying or doing often (while the action is being done)
Last Seen: Eating a motorcycle while at the same time holding a puppy by its tail while at the same time looking at a pedestrian in a leering sort of manner
Reward (for keeping her away from us): Approximately $5,000,000
Posted By: The local police department; the Save Froggy from a Deranged Alisa Nelson Committee; the local civilians; the local military unit; and a lot of other people, businesses, agencies, religious groups, and organizations
Edited on Mon. March 12, 2007
And Again on September 26, 2007
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