Excuses I Already Used That Didn't Quite Work Even Though Most of Them Were True

Homework gone? Paper disappeared? Forgot to write the briefing??? These are for you. But please don't use them, you won't be believed, trust me!

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Excuses I Already Used That Didn’t Quite Work Even Though Most of Them Were True

My dog ate it.

It fell in the sewer.

He stole it!

My computer malfunctioned and I lost it.

I e-mailed it to you, didn’t I?

It’s at home.

It’s somewhere in here…

It’s somewhere in my locker…

It’s somewhere in my desk…

I think my friend borrowed it.

He took it to copy off it!

He threw it away.

It fell out of my backpack.

It was seized as evidence at my dad’s trial.

It magically disappeared.

My cat pooped on it.

My dog chewed it up pretty badly.

My cat peed on it.

My baby sister drooled all over it.

It burned up when my house burned down.

It’s buried with my grandfather.

You already took it.

My mom accidentally mailed it out to China.

It disappeared when I was taking a bath…

My computer exploded taking it with it.

I left it in my soccer bag.

I think my therapist threw it away.

Is that is attached to a balloon string up there?

Someone folded it into one of the dozens of paper airplanes in here.

He made origami out of it.

It’s part of my art homework now.

My dad left it in his briefcase and that’s somewhere at his office now.