YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN THE 80s WHEN........

YOU'RE STILL UPSET THAT MADONNA AND SEAN BROKE UP

YOUR FONDEST MEMORY IS WHEN SKIPPY GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE BANISTER

YOU STILL TYPE EVERYTHING ON YOUR COMMODORE 64

YOU STILL CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FROGGER

PUNKY BREWSTER IS STILL YOUR HERO

YOU HOPE JANET JACKSON AND WILLIS WILL GET MARRIED SOMEDAY

YOU SEE A WATER FOUNTAIN, YOU DANCE AROUND IT AND SHOUT "FAME!!"

YOU STILL HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "COMMA, COMMA, COMMA" INSTEAD OF "KARMA"

YOU'VE ALMOST WORN OUT YOUR 45-RPM VERSION OF "WE ARE THE WORLD"

YOU USE YOUR SPEAK & SPELL AS A SPELL CHECKER

YOU STILL THINK THE THUNDERCATS ARE "TOTALLY AWESOME"

YOU OFTEN FIND YOURSELF HANKERIN' FOR A HUNK OF CHEESE

YOU KNOW WHAT THE "P" IN ALEX P. KEATON STANDS FOR

YOU THINK TOM HANKS STILL DID HIS BEST WORK ON BOSOM BUDDIES

YOU RECORD TV SHOWS ON BETA TAPES

YOU'RE STILL HOPING TO AUDITION AS A SOLID GOLD DANCER

YOU CAN NAME ALL THE WUZZLES

YOU STAY UP NIGHTS WONDERING WHAT BASTIAN'S MOTHER'S NAME WAS

"TAKE ON ME" BY A-HA IS STILL YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO

YOU STILL WEAR JELLIES AND JAMS IN THE SUMMER

YOU CALL ALL MOTORCYCLE COPS "PONCH"

IT STILL BOTHERS YOU THAT MOLLY RINGWALD WASN'T NOMINATED FOR THE OSCAR

YOU GO TO THE BEACH YOU STILL LOOK FOR SNORKS

YOU STILL SING THE SONG TO SMALL WONDER

YOU STILL USE YOUR SNOOPY SNO-CONE MACHINE

YOU STILL PRACTICE THE CARE BEAR STARE

YOU THINK GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN-UN

YOUR PRIZED POSSESSION IS YOUR "RETURN OF THE JEDI" SHRINKY DINKS

YOU STILL TRY DIALING 867-5309 TO SEE IF JENNY ANSWERS THE PHONE

YOU CONSIDER JO VS BLAIR THE MAJOR PHILOSOPHICAL CONFLICT OF THE 20TH CENTURY

YOU STILL WISH MTV WOULD BRING REMOTE CONTROL BACK

YOU LOVE PLAYING HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

YOU KNOW ALF'S REAL NAME

SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SHOUT--SHOUT--LET IT ALL OUT

YOU KNOW ALL THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF MENUDO

YOU THINK NAZI GERMANY TRIED TO STEAL THE ARK OF THE COVENANT

YOU CALL YOUR CAR KITT

YOU KNOW WHICH FIVE PEOPLE SERPENTOR'S DNA CAME FROM

YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO SOLVE RUBIK'S CUBE

YOU THINK MICHAEL JACKSON IS BLACK

YOU STILL ENVY WEBSTER FOR HAVING A DUMBWAITER IN HIS HOUSE

YOU STILL THINK MAX HEADROOM IS FAR OUT!!

PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY WANTING TO GAG YOU WITH A SPOON

SOMEDAY YOU WANT TO RIDE ON THE GREAT SPACE COASTER

YOU CAN IDENTIFY ANY MY LITTLE PONY BY ITS MAGICAL MARKINGS

YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE OTHER GUY FROM WHAM!

YOU DON'T CONSIDER "BONER" TO BE AN INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAME FOR A FRIEND

WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG YOU JUST "WHIP IT"

YOU STILL BREAK OUT LAUGHING WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

BELINDA IS STILL YOUR FAVORITE GO-GO

ON LONG CAR RIDES, YOU STILL BREAK OUT THE MAD LIBS