by Elizabeth Madrigal
Member since:
August 22, 2007

Secrets of the female libido revealed... (a joke)

September 30, 2007 07:24 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 12

Viewing the number of mishaps in relationships caused by the lack of clear and concise communication, I thought posting the second definition of foreplay might be of value.  The first was written by Daniel Webster, but this is the one in the new unabridged Women's Dictionary:

Foreplay:  You guys make dinner, clean up, help the kids with homework,  give them a bath, read them a story, put them to bed and fold a load of laundry while we lie on the couch, read the paper, eat some peanuts and catch the early news while we drink a beer. 

 

Comments: 12

Matt Clark Sep 30, 2007, 7:31pm UTC
hmm that doesn't sound too fun lol
Elizabeth Madrigal Sep 30, 2007, 8:35pm UTC
Yeah, but consider the alternative! :)
Ron B. Sep 30, 2007, 11:23pm UTC
LMAO.
Dave H. Oct 1, 2007, 3:11am UTC
Unfortunately, you are too tired and bloated, and drunk by the time I get to bed then! Not to mention that I'm exhausted too! ~laugh~
Elizabeth Madrigal Oct 1, 2007, 3:36am UTC
Good one, Dave.
Phyllis R. Oct 1, 2007, 10:31am UTC
This is too cute!
J. P. Oct 1, 2007, 5:11pm UTC
Hehehehe.....very good Liz!
La Bellota Oct 2, 2007, 10:44pm UTC
shoot. that's the kinda foreplay i like! hee
Lisa Frost Bailey Oct 3, 2007, 5:57pm UTC
That is the way to romance a woman!!!
Elizabeth Madrigal Oct 3, 2007, 6:15pm UTC
Steve, send her an email of this article... if that doesn't work? If that doesn't work, instead of my advice, substitute this instead: JEWELRY. :)
Elizabeth Madrigal Oct 3, 2007, 9:00pm UTC
LOL, but if I had been on my game, the tone in your first comment should have telegraphed that detail.
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Oct 4, 2007, 12:51pm UTC
Nice! I prefer definition no. 3:

"Now or NEVER woman!"

It's only been a few years, but she's showing signs of weakening! LoL!

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~

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