One day soon

Okay here goes but don't tell anyone else okay:
The Moon is made of Blue cheese one night a month and mozarella all other times.
It takes 47 licks to get to the center of a small Tootsie Pop that comes in the bag and 729 to get to center of the bigger ones.
I am not sure who wrote the original book of love but I want to write the book on what love should be with you!
The guy that wrote the song about Jimmy Cracked Corn was suffering from dementia and also wrote other favorites like "Oh where oh where has my little dog gone" and "I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me"
The`real "superglue" can hold a man in his hardhat suspended in mid-air but that stuff that you buy in the dollar store just doesn't work! I have the bruise to prove it!
Your dad may have been that previously mentioned guy that was suffering from dementia and yes in his mind he did walk up hill both ways with no shoes in the snow.
No answer for the picture question because not only am I a member also of the "can't draw a straight line club" I am the president!
Stone Henge was created by the aliens the day after they finished the pyramids.
I think a gazzillion is 24 zeros but I am not sure! I'll get back to you on that one right after I get my next bank account statement.
Knee High to a grasshopper is slightly taller than eye high to a firefly!
If you need to know anything else feel free to give me a shout.

lol

You are simply adorable. I enjoyed both your questions (so freshly and humorously written) and what you provoke in us, for instance Bob's answers. You got my ten tens.

Thank you Yolanda :)

Enjoyed reading this. Also enjoyed Bob's humorous response!

Thank you :)