Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Women (In response to Ron B.)

LOL :0) 10!

And one more thing........if we are in a bad mood, having a bad hair day, or just plain grouchy-------just agree to everything we say, hand us chocolate.....and everything will be fine in a day or two!!!

Bring on the chocolate!

LOL nice ;o)

Liz, not dreadful at all! I love your attitude:) and I'll bet your Mr would not change one thing about you.

And give us what we want.

Oops sorry Sandra, I agree with your assessment.

Or else!

Wow. Wish I'd have known. Pretty simple stuff. Now I'll have to write a second article.

Yeah....I like it :D

Uh, arlene. Have you recently started taking karate or have to whip gunny?

You are in luck. I am an expert on women. A mom two grannies, an ex, my present wife of 11 years and six daughters. I have been paying attention. In addition, I do diligent research in the women's fashion and lifestyle mags.

True, they are wonderful. But what do they want?

Matching seperates and cute shoes that don't cost too much. :)

sandra, YES, we ARE!!! But why did you not clue ron in on the SECOND thing that
women are????? DANGEROUS!!!! Try NOT giving us CHOCOLATE>>>>>>>>just the
THOUGHT.....too SCAREY too even THINK of.....lol,lol! i had a birthday,nice, but no
chocolate...GRRRRR>>>>

Thanks, Nan.

Well, Liz, I guess it depends on who is defining wonderful for you ;)

Hi Suzy.

You got it, Monica!

Hi Kay.

Thanks, Birdee.

You go, Arlene!

No problem, Tomi.

Ron, now you're getting the idea. KIS…

Hi Jerri.

Hey, Bret, thank you for stopping by and giving us the benefit of your experience and wisdom.

Shhhh, Penni, don't want to give him too much at one time. He's a bright guy; he'll figure it out.

I remember a friend of mine who had to go on a very rigid food plan. This plan pretty much excluded any sugar, white flour and very limited carbs in general. Her new husband of three months was very concerned for her health but also knew there would be times when he wanted snacks for himself. He asked her what he should do if she tried to get into his snacks. She turned around very calmly, tension in her body, and in a hiss said, "Get out of my way."

lol, I like the idea of chocolates

Very succinct and so true.

We, as women, have everything anyone could possibly want. It really depends upon whether the one giving wants to give the wanter any of her wonderfulness ;)

touche'.....too true! ;-)

Hey Kathleen, you know it, ma'am.

Susan, it is true@!

Now I have to find out what brought that on...

I just read your "Men's Rules" and thought I'd look here. Now that was a surprise.