by Elizabeth "I'm Pro-Accordion and I Vote!" B.
Member since:
June 14, 2007

In Direct And Shocking Competition With GatherGear...

September 21, 2007 10:43 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 28

We are proud to bring you: Swabbies!  The used clothing of the Subaheim-Wurbizers!

As the Subaheim-Wurbizers wear and discard each piece of their lovely designer apparel, we will happily make it available to you on Gather for your GatherPoints (TM).

For an extra donation of GatherPoints to the Paralyzed Vets, Grandmother Hildegarde will crotchet you the kitchen appliance cozy of your choosing.  (Stove cozies are not available at this time due to safety hazards.)

Underwear not available to ship out of New Jersey.  Sorry, Kennedy's santa outfit not for sale at this time.  Mahtab has no extra clothing.

Subject to all state and federal laws.

 

 

Comments: 28

"Subject to all state and federal laws."

What about the law of supply and demand, huh? Huh, huh? What about that, huh?
Lisa Frost Bailey Sep 21, 2007, 10:47pm UTC
wow, that sounds better than the goodwill store I usually go to.
Lydia O. Sep 21, 2007, 10:48pm UTC
Are there furs? And if so, what kinds?
Charles, the SWs have such an unlimited supply of beautiful clothes that surely the laws of supply and demand don't apply to them.
Klaus Heinz Subaheim-Wurbizer Sep 21, 2007, 10:50pm UTC
I refuse to be held prisoner by the laws of nature or the laws of supply and demand. Or the laws of psychics.
Dannielle S. Sep 21, 2007, 10:51pm UTC
Our new line of Hedgehog Couture can supply the necessary foundation garments not offered in the Swabbie Line.

The hedgehogs are wondering if leather gloves might be available here?
Tonia, who hugs trees G. Sep 21, 2007, 10:54pm UTC
But of course - this is perfect!
And please remember to keep your business to yourself...
In the originalJohnWear Thong!
Kris M. Sep 21, 2007, 11:03pm UTC
They're not REAL furs, are they?

OK, even I draw the line at a JohnWear Thong.
G. M. Lupo Sep 21, 2007, 11:08pm UTC
Wow, with all the apparel lines coming out it makes me think maybe I should try my hand at designing. Lupo Gear, perfect for wearing to work or sitting around playing on the computer. Now at fine stores everywhere!
Kris M. Sep 21, 2007, 11:10pm UTC
FI -- it's the possum tag in the back of the thong that cracked me up!
G. M. Lupo Sep 21, 2007, 11:14pm UTC
If I tried on one of those thongs, I might be seriously injured.
Wilma M. Sep 21, 2007, 11:20pm UTC
I think Gather gear doesn't have a chance against all these new lines of clothing.
Hildegarde Subaheim-Wurbizer Sep 21, 2007, 11:20pm UTC
Gae Gesunt, Lady! I'm setting up my own cozy business.
Trish A. Sep 22, 2007, 12:49am UTC
Too funny!
As long as no lamp shades or hand made wallets are part of the catalogue, I'm all for it.
Debbie G. Sep 22, 2007, 2:03am UTC
Entrepreneurs are springing up everywhere in John's defense. Love it!
Opal A. Sep 22, 2007, 2:24am UTC
I like Kennedy.
aniko    Sep 22, 2007, 4:08am UTC
Well, your production costs are low, but someone still needs to pick up the discarded items. Can you compete?
Muffy Westheimer Sep 22, 2007, 8:54am UTC
I will take a dozen, please. Do you accept American Express?
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Sep 22, 2007, 9:02am UTC
This blue wig is a bit ratty.. I'm looking for some designer eyegalsses and the Swabians are the peeps with the peeps. Faxing in my order now.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Sep 22, 2007, 4:25pm UTC
I'm in the market for a new used fake imitation paste tiara. I KNOW you have several of those on hand (head?) Please forward your current catalog. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Andrea "slackermom" R. Sep 22, 2007, 9:17pm UTC
I used to sell my worn panties on eBay until they banned the sale of fragrant, gently worn panties.

I think I should start selling them on Gather. My daughter is probably going to need braces.
Guillhaume Joseph-Maria M. Sep 23, 2007, 7:57pm UTC
Elizabeth, this is a well-intended effort, but you should have included a reminder to all customers that the Subaheim-Wurbizer used clothing should be thoroughly cleaned before wearing.

No one wants to slip into a gin-stained shift.
I'll take one of everything - any size will do.
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Sep 28, 2007, 11:42pm UTC
"I refuse to be held prisoner by the laws of nature or the laws of supply and demand. Or the laws of psychics."

I don't blame you Klaus.

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