by Mark Lange
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May 18, 2007

An elderly gentleman... (A joke!)

September 19, 2007 02:40 AM EDT
views: 76 | comments: 43

An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%!


The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."


The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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Comments: 43

Dena Straughn Sep 19, 2007, 2:40am EDT
GOOD ONE
Teresa W. Sep 19, 2007, 2:43am EDT
Oh, that is funny!
Brenda (square peg in a round hole) H. Sep 19, 2007, 2:43am EDT
Now that is really funny.
Col. George W. Sep 19, 2007, 3:01am EDT
That IS good. Maybe I'll try it
Lisa Frost Sep 19, 2007, 3:10am EDT
LOL
The Militant Moderate Sep 19, 2007, 6:22am EDT
Cute!
Sammie B. Sep 19, 2007, 6:47am EDT
I've heard this one before, but it's still funny! ^_^
Heidianna "Coriander" T. Sep 19, 2007, 7:01am EDT
*giggles* Funny!!!
J F. Sep 19, 2007, 7:45am EDT
Cute and could actually happen. LOL!!
Denise B. Sep 19, 2007, 7:54am EDT
too funny!!!
John Philipp Sep 19, 2007, 8:11am EDT
Funny. Thanks.
Sara :-) Sep 19, 2007, 8:21am EDT
LOL...Just cause they are elderly don't mean they are stupid. Good joke!
Spencer T. Sep 19, 2007, 8:28am EDT
Hilarious. Good stuff
Kathy F. Sep 19, 2007, 8:49am EDT
That was really a good one. I had a great uncle that REALLY did this at a family reunion.
ELLEN B. Sep 19, 2007, 9:23am EDT
Yay! For Sara who knows being over 50 does not = Sudden stupidty! this made me smile. Thanks Ellen B
Ruth MacGill Sep 19, 2007, 9:28am EDT
That is good for a chuckle. Thanks.
Bonnie L. Sep 19, 2007, 10:53am EDT
;-)

This is SO like something my daddy would have done! ;-)


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Jerri H. Sep 19, 2007, 11:18am EDT
LMBO!!!!
Cristina S. Sep 19, 2007, 1:00pm EDT
rofl!!!
Rita j. Sep 19, 2007, 2:11pm EDT
lol
Barbara C. Sep 19, 2007, 3:22pm EDT
Wish my Dad would get hearing aids. I don't think he wants them so he can do all the talking and he doesn't have to listen to anyone else! He is now nearly 91!
Rhoda S. Sep 19, 2007, 3:30pm EDT
I enjoyed that one!
Mark B. Sep 19, 2007, 4:22pm EDT
Good Joke
Donald M. Sep 19, 2007, 4:42pm EDT
That is one I havent heard. Good Joke
Kelly P. Sep 19, 2007, 5:03pm EDT
cute
Kimberly Ripley Sep 19, 2007, 5:19pm EDT
I love it! My mother-in-law didn't like wearing hers. She always said she was certain she'd hear things she didn't want to know!
Deborah M. Sep 19, 2007, 8:38pm EDT
Too funny!
Kimberlee S. Sep 19, 2007, 9:07pm EDT
lol
andrew c. Sep 19, 2007, 10:39pm EDT
great joke
Sheila Deeth Sep 20, 2007, 12:51am EDT
Nice one!
amarpreet k. Sep 20, 2007, 4:37am EDT
good one !
Kristen W. Sep 20, 2007, 8:36am EDT
Hilarious! My grandfather is always asking if I've heard any new jokes....now I've got one for him. Thanks!
magg r. Sep 20, 2007, 8:56am EDT
*** sounds like something i would do, funny ***
Arlene H. Sep 20, 2007, 1:31pm EDT
funny...!
Tammy B. Sep 20, 2007, 3:45pm EDT
I really like that one..
Beth L. Sep 20, 2007, 8:30pm EDT
Sounds like something I would do. ; )
Nana Gill Sep 20, 2007, 10:47pm EDT
Mark, Made me laugh. They say laughter is the best medicine. I am a believer in that. Thanks!
F. Jeanette c. Sep 20, 2007, 11:14pm EDT
Mark, you are refreshing.
James B. Sep 23, 2007, 11:50am EDT
haha
Michelle C. Sep 25, 2007, 9:24am EDT
That is a great one! Clever! You're very articulate. Great work. 10~

You remind me of my Grandpa in a lot of ways (not in a negative way, of course, a positive one). A great quality about you both is; you both have a great sense of humor, are a great listener, and always want to put a smile on someone's face. :)
Dee - Nature Babe! Sep 30, 2007, 2:18pm EDT
Very cute! I'm not gonna tell my family either, when that day comes, lol.

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